Jason Watkins

Character: Christopher Cobbler

Tim Key

Character: Narrator

Vicki Pepperdine

Character: The Policewoman

Alex Macqueen

Character: The VIP

Dominic Coleman

Character: The Tailor

Shazia Nicholls

Character: The Colleague

Rosalind Blessed

Character: The VIP's Secretary

Grace Rowe

Character: The Receptionist

Andrew MacBean

Character: The VIP's Associate

Daniel Francis-Swaby

Character: A Colleague