Billy Crystal

Character: Lionel Carpenter

Joan Prather

Character: Segoynia Savaka

Alex Rocco

Character: Sergeant Danny Bonhoff

Doris Roberts

Character: Mrs. Carpenter

Margaret Adachi

Character: Interviewer

Adam Anderson

Character: Sobbing Sailor

John Andersonjo

Character: African Chief

Edward Ansara

Character: Second Newscaster

Gino Ardito

Character: Wino Brother

Lawrence Bame

Character: Second Secret Serivce Man

Sarverio Barbiere

Character: Gypsy Cousin

Marlene Barr

Character: Cashier

Billy Barty

Character: Lester

Tanii Bauer

Character: Mrs. Reinheimer

Peggy Blow

Character: Bunny

Steve Bluestein

Character: Berkowitz

Suzanne Buhrer

Character: Bust Developing Lady

May Boss

Character: Frail Old Lady

R.G. Brown

Character: Amazing Frank

Warren Burton

Character: First Secret Service Man

H.R. Calhoun

Character: Native Drummer

William Callaway

Character: Intern

Hamilton Camp

Character: Misha

Allan Chinn

Character: Chinese Soldier

Patience Cleveland

Character: First Dancing Lady

Imogene Coca

Character: Madam Marie

Jane Connell

Character: Anthropologist

Charles Cooper

Character: Second Presidential Aide

Edwin Craig

Character: Man in Crowd

Valerie Curtin

Character: Pashima

Keene Curtis

Character: Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun

Francis De Sales

Character: Cardinal

Fay DeWitt

Character: Mrs. Stockard

Richard Deacon

Character: First Newscaster

Barry Dennen

Character: Mad Bomber

Peter Elbling

Character: Monya

Norman Fell

Character: Segoynia's Father

Fannie Flagg

Character: The President's Wife

Jack Fletcher

Character: The Pope

Ben Freedman

Character: Gypsy Grandfather

Ben Frommer

Character: Mr. Sanchez

Monika Furness

Character: Little Girl

Alice Ghostley

Character: Nurse Tumm

George Gobel

Character: The President of the U.S.

Ina Gould

Character: Woman Flasher

Rosey Grier

Character: Taxi Driver

Rod Haase

Character: Surfer

Tracy Hotchner

Character: Woman in Crowd

Pollyanna Houston

Character: Harpist

Roy D. Jackson

Character: Man in Crowd

J.S. Johnson

Character: Father of Triplets

Michael Keaton

Character: Sailor

John Kaufman

Character: Janitor

Paul Kessler

Character: Storm Trooper

Deborah Klose

Character: Shopper

Susan Krebs

Character: Mother

James Lashly

Character: Man in Crowd

Hap Lawrence

Character: Soldier

Sondra Lowell

Character: Second Dancing Lady

Paul Lynde

Character: Dr. Roger Vidal

Tommy Madden

Character: Hospital Visitor

Peter Marshall

Character: Self

Murray Matheson

Character: Dr. Mario Lowell

Roddy McDowall

Character: Gypsy Grandmother / Dr. D & C Fishbine

Jed Mills

Character: Air Force Aide

Rollin Moriyama

Character: Japanese Doctor

Shelley Morrison

Character: Mrs. Borzoni

Nora Nichols

Character: Woman in Crowd

Sheree North

Character: Mystery Lady

Raymond O'Keefe

Character: Bronco

Georgie Paul

Character: Gypsy Lady

Paul Pepper

Character: Reporter

Henry Polic II

Character: Tito

Tom Poston

Character: Minister

May Quigley

Character: Nurse

Charlotte Rae

Character: Cousin Claire

Teri Hope

Character: Sobbing Lady

Ron Rifkin

Character: Dr. Briscoe

Joan Rivers

Character: Second Nurse

Sab Shimono

Character: Chinese Leader

Mary Steelsmith

Character: Melody Carpenter

Linda Thompson

Character: Girl on Bus

Roderick Alexander

Character: A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Ray Anthony Morris

Character: A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Fred Pittman

Character: A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Nathan Pittman

Character: A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Barry Gene Williams

Character: A Tint of Darkness Band Member

Jimmie Walker

Character: Umbuto

Al Ward

Character: Man in Crowd

Jomarie Ward

Character: Woman Reporter

John Welsh

Character: Army Aide

Lou Wills Jr.

Character: Doctor

Dick Yarmy

Character: First Presidential Aide

Carmen Zapata

Character: Madam Nundi

Susanne Zenor

Character: Mother of Triplets

Vincent Di Paolo

Character: Swat Team Officer (uncredited)

Larry Gelman

Character: Stand-Up Comic (uncredited)

Melissa Rivers

Character: Little Girl (uncredited)

Charles Pierce

Character: The Queen of England

Jane Chung

Character: Woman (uncredited)