Ezio Greggio

Character: Antonio Motel

Dom DeLuise

Character: Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Billy Zane

Character: Jo Dee Foster

Joanna Pacula

Character: Lily Wine

Charlene Tilton

Character: Jane Wine

Martin Balsam

Character: Det. Martin Balsam

Stuart Pankin

Character: Insp. Pete Putrid

John Astin

Character: The Ranger

Phyllis Diller

Character: Old Secretary

Bubba Smith

Character: Olaf

Larry Storch

Character: Sergeant

Rip Taylor

Character: Mr. Laurel

Shelley Winters

Character: Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

Henry Silva

Character: Police Chief

John Landis

Character: FBI Agent

Joe Dante

Character: Dying Man

John Carpenter

Character: Trenchcoat Man / Gimp

Mel Brooks

Character: Checkout Guest (uncredited)

Marshall Bell

Character: Cross Dressing Agent

Sal Landi

Character: Agent #2

Irwin Keyes

Character: Guard

Kimber Sissons

Character: Push-Up Lady

Eddie Deezen

Character: Video Cameraman

Ken Davitian

Character: Luciano Pavarotti

Peter DeLuise

Character: Checkout Guard

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst

Character: Beautiful Woman

Jim Maniaci

Character: Rape Culturist #1

Tony Cox

Character: Jail Guard

John Roarke

Character: George H.W. Bush

Wilhelm von Homburg

Character: Maitre 'D