Jerry O'Connell

Character: Michael Delaney

Shannon Elizabeth

Character: Officer Natalie Parker

Jake Busey

Character: Kyle Brenner

Horatio Sanz

Character: Steve

Bernie Casey

Character: Officer Hurley

Jaime Pressly

Character: Tricia

David Ogden Stiers

Character: Dr. Crawford

Travis Fine

Character: Jan

Heather Stephens

Character: Jill

Julia Schultz

Character: Shelby

Scott Beehner

Character: Max

Kam Heskin

Character: Kimberly

J. Kenneth Campbell

Character: Mr. MacDonald

Brandi Andres

Character: Kelly

John Patrick White

Character: Garry

David St. James

Character: Priest

Buck Kartalian

Character: Grandfather MacDonald

Alexa Power

Character: Grandmother MacDonald

Amber Smith

Character: Gorgeous Redhead

Dakota Fanning

Character: Little Girl in Park

Anthony Azizi

Character: Sikh Elvis Chaplain

Billy Hufsey

Character: Pit Boss

Damon Williams

Character: Tony

Lauren Moore

Character: Janet

Monica Serene Garnich

Character: Barfing Girl

Tracy Kay

Character: Golfing Girl

Nina Kaczorowski

Character: Cheating Wife

Sandra Taylor

Character: Nurse Nancy

Kinga Philipps

Character: Steve's Nurse

Joan Blair

Character: Moustache Lady

Katie Lohmann

Character: Centerfold

Diana Terranova

Character: Girl in Michael's Dream

Stephanie Chao

Character: Girl in Michael's Dream

Nikita Ager

Character: Girl in Michael's Dream

Kimberly Fisher

Character: Girl in Michael's Dream (uncredited)

Heather Ankeny

Character: Mistaken Natalie

Rachel Sterling

Character: Cherry

Shelby Stockton

Character: Mistaken Bride

Eric Gilliom

Character: Mistaken Groom

Jovanna Vitiello

Character: Stripper

Candice Michelle

Character: Stripper

Danielle Ciardi

Character: Stripper

Tre Temptor

Character: Male Stripper

Darcy Donavan

Character: Lifeguard (uncredited)

Scott Lincoln

Character: Homeless Man

Barry Sigismondi

Character: Chasing Cop

Joseph D. Reitman

Character: Carrot Lover

Sandra McCurdy

Character: Body double (uncredited)

Michelle Arthur

Character: Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Jesse Bernstein

Character: Poker Player (uncredited)

Bill Maher

Character: Carlos (uncredited)

Garry Marshall

Character: Uncle Murray (uncredited)

Emilio Rivera

Character: Sampson (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Character: Gang Member (uncredited)

Scott L. Schwartz

Character: Biker (uncredited)

Michael A. Tessiero

Character: High Roller (uncredited)