Jason Alexander

Character: Michael Makeshift

Lolita Davidovich

Character: Valeri Carboni

James Woods

Character: Reggie Makeshift

Joe Mantegna

Character: Stone

Jay Mohr

Character: Dwayne

Robert Costanzo

Character: Ranzier

Bea Arthur

Character: Beverly Makeshift

Eda Reiss Merin

Character: Rose

John Amos

Character: Gray

Rob Reiner

Character: Dr. Plosner

Haley Joel Osment

Character: Danny

Tiffany Salerno

Character: Cindy

Beau Gravitte

Character: Bob

Una Damon

Character: Bartender

Jerry Adler

Character: Morton Makeshift

Lynne Felderman

Character: Screaming Woman

Brian Herskowitz

Character: Bakery Cart Man

Ken Lerner

Character: Sgt. Moss

Zoaunne LeRoy

Character: Mrs. Gelder

Greg Lewis

Character: Bank Manager

Jonathan Penner

Character: Cop #1

Ken Tipton

Character: Leader of OverEaters Anonymous

Daena E. Title

Character: Cop #2

Rip Torn

Character: Capt. Cole

Kelly Wellman

Character: Barbara Wellman

Steven Wright

Character: Cabbie

Colin O'Herlihy

Character: Bar Thug (uncredited)

Peter Wick

Character: Witness (uncredited)