James Balsamo

Character: Tony

Greg Tally

Character: Abraham Van Turingtest

Malcolm McDowell

Character: Robot Dracula

John Landis

Character: John

Mick Foley

Character: Mick Foley

Don Coscarelli

Character: Don

Bruce Dern

Character: Van Sellsing

Tom Holland

Character: Tom

Russell Simmons

Character: Russell

Brian Yuzna

Character: Brian

Afroman

Character: Afroman

Scott Rechsteiner

Character: Scott Steiner

Larry Pfohl

Character: Lex Luger

Ron Simmons

Character: Ron Simmons

Robert Arensen

Character: Father Marlon

Branscombe Richmond

Character: Soul Patch

David Ellefson

Character: David

Bill Zebub

Character: Bill Zebub

Vinny Appice

Character: Vinny Appice

Mike Patton

Character: Mike

Linnea Quigley

Character: Witch Hazel

Shane Ryan-Reid

Character: Brett

Michael J. Epstein

Character: Reynolds / Bobby Zombert / RoboCock

Sophia Cacciola

Character: Bathsheba

Jeremy Long

Character: Dave Ghoul / Cyborg Bat Satanico / Hip Hop Vampire Troll

Paul 'H.R.' Hudson

Character: HR