Linda Blair

Character: Nancy Aglet

Ned Beatty

Character: Ernest Weller

Leslie Nielsen

Character: Father Jebedaiah Mayii

Anthony Starke

Character: Father Luke Brophy

Thom Sharp

Character: Braydon Aglet

Lana Schwab

Character: Fanny Ray Weller

Benj Thall

Character: Ned Aglet

Dove Dellos

Character: Freida Aglet

Jacquelyn Masche

Character: Nancy's Mother

Melissa Moore

Character: Bimbo Student

Willie Garson

Character: Nerd Student

Erna Gregory

Character: Student

Richard Halpern

Character: Student

Carol Shermer

Character: Student

Kathy Topia

Character: Student

Gary Howe Scott

Character: Soldier

Linda Brennan

Character: Brideshead

Murray Langston

Character: Man in Car

Melissa Shear

Character: Woman in Car

Glen Vincent

Character: Man in Elevator

Barbara Alyn Woods

Character: Woman in Elevator

Douglas W. Kelly

Character: TV Doctor

Robert Fuller

Character: Dr. Hackett

Peter Gaulke

Character: Rick

Greg Lewis

Character: Goatee Dr. #1

John Copage

Character: Goatee Dr. #2

Dani Douthette

Character: Goatee Dr. #3

Timothy D'Arcy

Character: Goatee Dr. #4

Jack Hanrahan

Character: Hypnotist

Marc Siegler

Character: Blind Man on Street

Chuck Kovacic

Character: Ollie North

Peggy Faracy

Character: Church Hostess

May Quigley

Character: Sister Brothers

Annie Waterman

Character: Nun in Retirement Home

Roger Scott

Character: TV Newscaster

Nancy Kaine

Character: Nun in Window

John Ingle

Character: Father Crosby

Bryan O'Byrne

Character: Father Stills

Ben Kronen

Character: Father Nash

Fred D. Scott

Character: Father Young

Johnny Dark

Character: Aaron Kurtz

Doug Draizin

Character: Fred Tartastein

Belle Avery

Character: Gym Receptionist

Jake Steinfeld

Character: Himself

Aaron Baker

Character: Bodybuilder

Norman Large

Character: Gay Bodybuilder

Karen Person

Character: Aerobics Instructor

Charlotte J. Helmkamp

Character: Incredible Girl

Army Archerd

Character: Himself

Bob Drew

Character: Stage Manager

Frazer Smith

Character: Announcer

Jack LaLanne

Character: Himself

Joseph V. Perry

Character: Special Effects Man

Sheryl Bernstein

Character: Lady with Snake

Wally George

Character: Himself

Floyd Levine

Character: Frank Lot

George A. Simonelli

Character: Hood #1

Eugene Greytak

Character: The Pope

Dawn Mazzella

Character: Tour Guide

Bob Zany

Character: Man on Studio Tour

Jesse Ventura

Character: Himself

Gene Okerlund

Character: Himself

Ian Abercrombie

Character: Ice Tea Waiter (uncredited)

Sara Matthews

Character: Inflated Girl in Gym (uncredited)

Julie Strain

Character: Aerobics / Locker Room Nude Girl (uncredited)