Gregory Smith

Character: Alan Abernathy

Kirsten Dunst

Character: Christy Fimple

Denis Leary

Character: Gil Mars

Phil Hartman

Character: Phil Fimple

David Cross

Character: Irwin Wayfair

Jay Mohr

Character: Larry Benson

Kevin Dunn

Character: Stuart Abernathy

Ann Magnuson

Character: Irene Abernathy

Wendy Schaal

Character: Marion Fimple

Jacob Smith

Character: Timmy Fimple

Tommy Lee Jones

Character: Chip Hazard (voice)

Frank Langella

Character: Archer (voice)

Ernest Borgnine

Character: Kip Killagin (voice)

Jim Brown

Character: Butch Meathook (voice)

Bruce Dern

Character: Link Static (voice)

George Kennedy

Character: Brick Bazooka (voice)

Clint Walker

Character: Nick Nitro (voice)

Christopher Guest

Character: Slamfist / Scratch-It (voice)

Michael McKean

Character: Insaniac / Freakenstein (voice)

Harry Shearer

Character: Punch-It (voice)

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Character: Gwendy Doll (voice)

Christina Ricci

Character: Gwendy Doll (voice)

Dick Miller

Character: Joe

Belinda Balaski

Character: Neighbor

Jackie Joseph

Character: Wife

Rance Howard

Character: Husband

Cheri Oteri

Character: Globotech Telephone Operator (uncredited)

Robert Picardo

Character: Ralph, Clean Room Technician

Archie Hahn

Character: Satellite Dish Installer

Alexandra Wilson

Character: Miss Kegel