Noah Lennox

Character: Bobby

Bill Darmon

Character: Lance

Margot Schmid

Character: Mother

Vincent Larusso

Character: Rhett McConachie

Francis Mrena

Character: Locker Room Bully 1

Shea Doolittle

Character: Locker Room Bully 2

Anthony Murray

Character: Bathroom Line Bully

Twila Raftu

Character: Bathroom Line Girl

Patrick Hogan

Character: Pat

Andrew Drazek

Character: Andreas Saddarapolouss

Allison Smith

Character: Kelly Cassett

Shaun Cronin

Character: Stoner 1

Aram Terry

Character: Stoner 2 / Drunk Frat Boy 3

Ted Beck

Character: Demterius Mustafah Alousi

Ian McAllister

Character: Homosexual

Kate Donneley

Character: Sorority Girl 1

Jessie Knowles

Character: Sorority Girl 2

Jason Kravitz

Character: Drunk Frat Boy 1

Frank Murray

Character: Drunk Frat Boy 2

Alison Augustine

Character: Narrator (voice)