Leigh Francis

Character: Keith Lemon / Evil Steve / The Bear / Craig David

Kelly Brook

Character: Kelly Brook

Harish Patel

Character: Kushvinder

Laura Aikman

Character: Rosie

Verne Troyer

Character: Archimedes

Kevin Bishop

Character: Dougie

David Hasselhoff

Character: The Hoff

Conleth Hill

Character: Delivery Man

Nina Wadia

Character: Pat

Emma Bunton

Character: Emma Bunton

Melanie C

Character: Mel C

Gary Barlow

Character: Gary Barlow

Vernon Kay

Character: Vernon Kay

Chris Moyles

Character: Chris Moyles

Jason Donovan

Character: Jason Donovan

Peter Andre

Character: Peter Andre

Gino D'Acampo

Character: Gino D'Acampo

Denise Van Outen

Character: Denise Van Outen

Tinchy Stryder

Character: Tinchy Stryder

Ronan Keating

Character: Ronan Keating

Billy Ocean

Character: Billy Ocean

Craig Phillips

Character: Craig Phillips

Holly Willoughby

Character: Holly Willoughby

Fearne Cotton

Character: Fearne Cotton

Phillip Schofield

Character: Phillip Schofield

David Pearse

Character: Waterbot Salesman

Jimmy Reddington

Character: Man on Bridge

Kim Barry

Character: Woman on Bridge

John Render

Character: Hoodless Harry

Paddy McGuinness

Character: Gary

Johnny Palmiero

Character: Barman

Abigail Hamilton

Character: Auntie Fanny

Theo Barklem-Biggs

Character: Buster (Hoodie)

Martin Rogan

Character: Dennis (Hardman)

Michael Condron

Character: Hoff Show Director

Richard Clements

Character: Thick Northern Fan

Barrington Cullen

Character: Bank Manager

Andrew MacBean

Character: Dr. Fallus

Ian Beattie

Character: Awards Host

Paul Courtenay Hyu

Character: Chinese Elvis Party Host

Sam Bowden

Character: Keith's stripper

Jeana Brock

Character: Gary's Stripper

Holly Gibbons

Character: Poledancer

Katalina Reddin

Character: Poledancer

Alice Finlan

Character: Stripper

Harold Moss

Character: Keith's Butler

Charlotte Jackson

Character: TV News Reporter