'Weird Al' Yankovic

Character: George Newman

Kevin McCarthy

Character: R.J. Fletcher

Michael Richards

Character: Stanley Spadowski

David Bowe

Character: Bob

Stanley Brock

Character: Harvey Bilchik

Anthony Geary

Character: Philo

Trinidad Silva

Character: Raul Hernandez

Gedde Watanabe

Character: Kuni

Billy Barty

Character: Noodles MacIntosh

John Paragon

Character: Richard Fletcher

Fran Drescher

Character: Pamela Finklestein

Sue Ane Langdon

Character: Esther Bilchik

David Proval

Character: Head Thug

Grant James

Character: Killer Thug

Victoria Jackson

Character: Teri

Emo Philips

Character: Joe Earley

Jay Levey

Character: Gandhi

Lou B. Washington

Character: Cameraman

Vance Colvig

Character: Bum

Nik Hagler

Character: FCC Man

Robert K. Weiss

Character: Bartender

Eldon G. Hallum

Character: Spatula Husband

Sherry Engstrom

Character: Spatula Wife

Sara Allen

Character: Spatula Neighbor

Bob Hungerford

Character: Sy Greenblum

John Cadenhead

Character: Crazy Ernie

Francis M. Carlson

Character: Blind Man

Ivan Green

Character: Earl Ramsey

Adam Maras

Character: Joel Miller

Travis Knight

Character: Billy

Joseph Witt

Character: Little Weasel

Tony Frank

Character: Teri's Father

Billie Lee Thrash

Character: Teri's Mother

Barry Friedman

Character: Fletcher Cronie #1

Kevin Roden

Character: Fletcher Cronie #2

Lisa R. Stefanic

Character: Phyllis Weaver

Nancy Johnson

Character: Big Edna

Debbie Mathieu

Character: Betty

Wilma Jeanne Cummins

Character: Little Old Lady

Cliff Stephens

Character: Animal Deliveyman

Jim West

Character: Band: Guitar

Steve Jay

Character: Band: Bass Guitar

Jon Schwartz

Character: Band: Drums

Kim Bullard

Character: Band: Keyboards

Barry Hansen

Character: Whipped Cream Eater

Bob Maras

Character: Thug #3

George Fisher

Character: Thug #4

Tony Salome

Character: Guide #1

Joe Restivo

Character: Guide #2

Charles Marsh

Character: Yodeler

Belinda Bauer

Character: Mud Wrestler

Patrick Thomas O'Brien

Character: Satan

Roger Callard

Character: Conan the Librarian

Robert Frank

Character: Timid Man

Jeff Maynard

Character: Boy with Books

M.G. Kelly

Character: Promo Announcer (voice)

Jay Gardner

Character: Promo Announcer (voice)

John Harlan

Character: Promo Announcer (voice)

Jim Rose

Character: Promo Announcer (voice)

Brian Routh

Character: Harry Kipper

Martin von Haselberg

Character: Harry Kipper