Keith Allen

Character: Bonehead

Peter Richardson

Character: Foyle

Robbie Coltrane

Character: Commander Jackson

Lanah P

Character: Self (as Al Pillay)

Jimmy Fagg

Character: Self

Fiona Hendley

Character: Janie

Al Matthews

Character: Admiral

George Khan

Character: Thompson

Kevin Allen

Character: Chuck

Gary Martin

Character: Stig

John Sarbutt

Character: Dean

David Farrington

Character: Troy

Anthony Sharp

Character: Father

Patience Tomlinson

Character: Daughter

Esther Freud

Character: Girl Backstage

Michael White

Character: Self

Julian Firth

Character: RADA Student

Malcolm Hardee

Character: Builder

Suzanne Jerome

Character: Knobs receptionist

Elvis Costello

Character: Stone Deaf A & R Man