Amanda Flowers

Character: Ingrid

Kansas Bowling

Character: Parker

Patti Harrison

Character: Patti the Babysitter

Michael Madsen

Character: Narrator (voice)

Kate Bornstein

Character: God

Lynn Lowry

Character: Elizabeth

Parker Love Bowling

Character: Kansas

Trent Harris

Character: Echo Person

Ryan Trecartin

Character: The Hands of Fate (voice)

Dorian Electra

Character: Terrible Charles

Whitney Moore

Character: The Man From The Dark and Lonely Place

Alan Merrill

Character: Alan Mortal

Lloyd Kaufman

Character: Knower

Cherie Currie

Character: Miss Skylace

Summer Greenberg

Character: Sydney Ryder

Jesse Yungbei

Character: Dord the Ninja

Jurgen Azazel Munster

Character: Azazel

Matthew Silver

Character: Gabriel

Wesley Doloris

Character: The Evil Friend

Apryl Miller

Character: The Zeitgeist

Weston Allen

Character: Horrible Eric

Sophia Lamar

Character: Chief of Police

Death Valley Girls

Character: Self

Bunny H

Character: Self

Abigail Gordon

Character: Self

Mary Hanley

Character: Self

Mike Handelman

Character: Uncle

Abraham Lincoln The 3rd

Character: Uncle

Hunter West

Character: Uncle

Isaiah Mueller

Character: Uncle

Steve Litwitz

Character: Uncle

Kal Madsen

Character:

Clara Senida Leyba

Character: The Hands Personified

Rodney Bingenheimer

Character: The Dark Friend

Buttress

Character: The Mad Mother

Jak Tripper

Character: The Mad Father

Matt Ellin

Character: Nathaniel of Sound

Neva Gentleman

Character: Fate Incognito

Cindy Colon

Character: The Double Agent

Dolby Williams

Character:

Jeff Blanchard

Character:

Paul Petroskey

Character:

Sofe Cote

Character: Margaret

Gina Carson

Character: Gina

Shara Maya Ali

Character: Fate Blue