Bruce Willis

Character: Dwayne Hoover

Albert Finney

Character: Kilgore Trout

Nick Nolte

Character: Harry Le Sabre

Barbara Hershey

Character: Celia Hoover

Glenne Headly

Character: Francine Pefko

Lukas Haas

Character: George 'Bunny' Hoover

Omar Epps

Character: Wayne Hoobler

Vicki Lewis

Character: Grace Le Sabre

Buck Henry

Character: Fred T. Barry

Ken Hudson Campbell

Character: Eliot Rosewater / Gilbert

Jake Johannsen

Character: Bill Bailey

Will Patton

Character: Moe The Truck Driver

Chip Zien

Character: Andy Wojeckowzski

Owen Wilson

Character: Monte Rapid

Alison Eastwood

Character: Maria Maritimo

Shawnee Smith

Character: Bonnie MacMahon

Michael Jai White

Character: Howell

Keith Joe Dick

Character: Vernon Garr

Diane Willson Dick

Character: Rosemary Garr

Michael Clarke Duncan

Character: Eli

Lahmard J. Tate

Character: Elmoro

Kurt Vonnegut

Character: Commercial Director

Dawn Didawick

Character: Lottie

Karl Wiedergott

Character: Homer

Patti Allison

Character: Blossom

Alexa Robbins

Character: Art Hostess Kaye

Debra Dusay

Character: Art Hostess Faye

Tom Robbins

Character: Pesky Weber

Raymond O'Connor

Character: Rabo Karabekian

Tisha Sterling

Character: Beatrice Keedsler

Matt Callahan

Character: Zeke

Tracey Lee Mapstone

Character: Mailwoman

Mary Kennedy

Character: Waitress

Greg Walker

Character: Highway Patrolman

David Blampied

Character: NY Policeman / Prison Guard

Greg Moore

Character: Porn Store Patron

Doug Hamblin

Character: Mugger

Thomas Patrice

Character: NY Policewoman

Nancy Volle

Character: Marlo

Danielle Kennedy

Character: Motel Clerk

Scout LaRue Willis

Character: Young Girl

Nicolas Small

Character: Young Boy

Denise Simone

Character: Blue Monday Housewife

Russ Wilson

Character: Blue Monday Doctor

Scott Beauchemin

Character: Trypepton Husband

Kassandra Kay

Character: Trypepton Wife

Ken Odom

Character: Prodigal Life Husband

Erica Evans

Character: Prodigal Life Wife

David Kyle

Character: Prodigal Life Child

Richard Sheehan

Character: Voiceover

Roman Lewis

Character: Prisoner

RayVeness

Character: Woman Inside of Bruce Willis' Brain (uncredited)

Maxann Crotts

Character: Serial Killer (uncredited)

William L. Nagle

Character: Horace Durenwurst (uncredited)

Beaux Sedwick

Character: Dream Girl (uncredited)