Tom Green

Character: Gord Brody

Rip Torn

Character: Jim Brody

Marisa Coughlan

Character: Betty

Eddie Kaye Thomas

Character: Freddy Brody

Harland Williams

Character: Darren

Anthony Michael Hall

Character: Mr. Davidson

Julie Hagerty

Character: Julie Brody

Jackson Davies

Character: Mr. Malloy

Connor Widdows

Character: Andy Malloy

John R. Taylor

Character: Farmer #1

Bob Osborne

Character: Farmer #2

Fiona Hogan

Character: Pregnant Woman

George Gordon

Character: Doctor

Ron Selmour

Character: Security Guard - Studio

Drew Barrymore

Character: Davidson's Receptionist

David Neale

Character: Man #1 - Restaurant

Scott Heindl

Character: Man #2 - Restaurant

Wendy Chmelauskas

Character: Woman - Restaurant

R. Nelson Brown

Character: Larry / Truck Driver

Lorena Gale

Character: Psychiatrist / Social Worker

Simon Longmore

Character: Cop with Social Worker

Giacomo Baessato

Character: Morose Kid

Eric Keenleyside

Character: Foreman

Shaquille O'Neal

Character: Shaquille

Rick Tae

Character: Security Guard

Noel Fisher

Character: Pimply Manager

Irene Karas

Character: Cop at Fancy Restaurant

Ted Friend

Character: Local Field Reporter

Balinder Johal

Character: Indian Woman #1

Kamaljeet Kler

Character: Indian Woman #2

Ralph Wagner

Character: Helicopter Pilot

Mike Bullard

Character: Policeman (scenes deleted)

Ralph Alderman

Character: Locksmith

Chris Carver

Character: Spectator

Michele Cummins

Character: Bank Manager

Joe Flaherty

Character: William

Stephen E. Miller

Character: Ernie

John Rigg

Character: Disgruntled restaurant patron

Jorge Rodriguez

Character: Pulp Mill Worker #1

Cliff Solomon

Character: Big Bear

Stephen Tobolowsky

Character: Uncle Neil

Henry O. Watson

Character: Pulp Mill Worker #2

Tom Hallick

Character: Anchorman

Darren Moore

Character: Sandwich Customer

Allan Gray

Character: Waiter