David Spade

Character: Dickie Roberts

Mary McCormack

Character: Grace Finney

Jon Lovitz

Character: Sidney Wernick

Craig Bierko

Character: George Finney

Alyssa Milano

Character: Cyndi

Rob Reiner

Character: Self

Scott Terra

Character: Sam Finney

Jenna Boyd

Character: Sally Finney

John Farley

Character: Referee

Michael Buffer

Character: Self

Spencer Garrett

Character: Publisher

Rachel Dratch

Character: Reiner's Secretary

Bobby Slayton

Character: Commentator

Fred Wolf

Character: Dickie's Corner Man

Emmanuel Lewis

Character: Self

Joey Diaz

Character: Emmanuel's Entourage

Kevin Grevioux

Character: Emmanuel's Entourage

Brian Clark

Character: Guy in Car

Leif Garrett

Character: Himself

Emily Harrison

Character: Girl

Nancy M. Pimental

Character: Girl

Alan Blumenfeld

Character: Mr. Rollins

Sasha Mitchell

Character: Angry Driver

M. Blair Breard

Character: Alcoholic Speaker

Tom Arnold

Character: Self

Kathleen Randazzo

Character: Counselor

Peggy Mannix

Character: Lamaze Group Leader

Corey Feldman

Character: Self

Barry Williams

Character: Self

Danny Bonaduce

Character: Self

Dustin Diamond

Character: Self

Hal Sparks

Character: Publisher

Rob Elk

Character: Biker

Retta

Character: Sad Eye Sadie

Ian Gomez

Character: Strange Man

Doris Roberts

Character: Peggy Roberts

Dick Van Patten

Character: Self

Nicholas Schwerin

Character: Young Dickie

Michelle Ruben

Character: Ring Girl

Edie McClurg

Character: Mrs. Gertrude

John Kirk

Character: Passing Man with Camera

Alexander D. Slanger

Character: Map Seller

Oliver Kindred

Character: Bully

Brandon de Paul

Character: Bully

Evan Lee Dahl

Character: Bully

Wyatt Smith

Character: Boy in Crowd

Patrick Thomas O'Brien

Character: Mr. Gertrude

Colin Ryan

Character: Gertrude Kid

Christopher Johnson

Character: Boy

Sergei Virovlianski

Character: Boy

Jake Chapman

Character: Boy

Ambyr Childers

Character: Barbie

Valerie Perrine

Character: Teacher at Microphone

Ashley Edner

Character: Heather Bolan

Kevin Farley

Character: Valet

Miko C. Brando

Character: Valet

Mindy Burbano

Character: News Correspondent

Jann Carl

Character: Self

Lindsey Dann

Character: Reporter

Lisa Joyner

Character: Self

Erin Murphy

Character: Brittany

Meghan Faye Gallagher

Character: Janice

Willie Aames

Character: Self

Fred Berry

Character: Self

Todd Bridges

Character: Self

Gary Coleman

Character: Self

Jeff Conaway

Character: Self

Corey Haim

Character: Self

Tony Dow

Character: Self

Florence Henderson

Character: Self

Christopher Knight

Character: Self

Barry Livingston

Character: Self

Mike Lookinland

Character: Self

Maureen McCormick

Character: Self

Eddie Mekka

Character: Self

Jeremy Miller

Character: Self

Erin Moran

Character: Self

Haywood Nelson

Character: Self

Jay North

Character: Self

Ron Palillo

Character: Self

Butch Patrick

Character: Self

Jonathan Loughran

Character: Self

Peter Dante

Character: Self

Paul Petersen

Character: Self

Adam Rich

Character: Self

Rodney Allen Rippy

Character: Self

Marion Ross

Character: Self

Ernest Lee Thomas

Character: Self

Charlene Tilton

Character: Self

Michael McDonald

Character: Maitre' D

Brendan Fraser

Character: Self (uncredited)

Jesse Rutherford

Character: 5th Grade Boy