Larry the Cable Guy

Character: Larry

Bill Engvall

Character: Bill

DJ Qualls

Character: Everett

Christina Moore

Character: Karen

Danny Trejo

Character: Carlos Santana

Keith David

Character: Sgt. Kilgore

Jeff Dunham

Character: Amazing Ken

Ed O'Ross

Character: Victor

Michael Papajohn

Character: Bill's Neighbor

Marisol Nichols

Character: Maria

Glenn Morshower

Character: General

Michael Rose

Character: Sgt. Major

Lorna Scott

Character: Woman at Cowboy Frank's

Parker Goris

Character: Bill's Boy

Lisa Lampanelli

Character: Connie

Lance Smith

Character: Sgt. Adams

Bill Doyle

Character: Colonel

McKinley Freeman

Character: Airborne Soldier

Joel McKinnon Miller

Character: Pilot

Chris Spencer

Character: Co-Pilot

Alejandro Patiño

Character: Juan

Luis Chávez

Character: Carlos

David DeSantos

Character: Bandito #3 Ricardo

Nicholas Guilak

Character: Luis

Toby Holguin

Character: Bandito #1

Jimmy Ortega

Character: Bandito #2

Albert P. Santos

Character: Flaco

Emilio Rivera

Character: Jorge

Shelly Desai

Character: Farmer

Tony Perez

Character: Mayor

Danielle Hartnett

Character: Senorita Magdalena

Carlos Moreno Jr.

Character: Jaime

Rolando Molina

Character: Bartender

Joe Nuñez

Character: Ruben

Esteban Cueto

Character: El Javelina

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Character: Bandito Guard

Matt Riedy

Character: Colonel Dalton

Amy Powell

Character: Anchorwoman