Chantal Lauby

Character: Odile Deray / Louise, TV journalist

Alain Chabat

Character: Serge Karamazov / Youri / Jacques, TV journalist

Dominique Farrugia

Character: Simon Jérémi / Benjamin / Michel, TV journalist

Gérard Darmon

Character: Commissioner Patrick Bialès / Maurice Bialès / Alicia Lampéro

Sam Karmann

Character: Disturbing man / Youri / Émile Gravier

Jean-Christophe Bouvet

Character: Jean-Paul Martoni

Eric Prat

Character: Philippe Garcia

Marc de Jonge

Character: Serge Karamazov's boss

Valérie Lemercier

Character: M. Jacques' widow

Patrick Lizana

Character: Grimaldi, policeman

Tchéky Karyo

Character: Mr. Jacques, the 1st projectionist

Daniel Gélin

Character: Mr. Mireille, the 2nd projectionist

Jean-Pierre Bacri

Character: 3rd projectionist

Eddy Mitchell

Character: 4th projectionist

Hélène de Fougerolles

Character: Sandy

Florence Joubert

Character: Susan

Guillaume de Montlivault

Character: Maximilien

Dominique Besnehard

Character: Journalist at the Cameo

Hélène Rodier

Character: Janine

Géraldine Bonnet-Guérin

Character: Tiffany, la secrétaire

Dave

Character: Dave

Benoit De Lorme

Character: Dead in the car

Nicolas Sommermeyer

Character: Valet "Le Martinez"

Alain Clément

Character: Receptionist "Le Martinez"

Nicolas Giraudi

Character: Bellman "Le Martinez"

Patrice Laffont

Character: Patrice Laffont

Zoon Besse

Character: Cop at report

Artus de Penguern

Character: Sens

Pierre Amzallag

Character: Bestel

Sophie Mounicot

Character: Gossip Journalist

Claire Hammond

Character: Gossip Journalist

Florence Viala

Character: Martine

Christine Burlett

Character: Tramp with cart

Jean-Pierre Thorn

Character: Exploding jogger

Christian Moro

Character: Odile's assistant

Pierre Val

Character: Odile's assistant

Alexis Desseaux

Character: Odile's assistant

Michèle Comba

Character: Simon's dresser

Pierre Lescure

Character: Pierre Lescure

Daniel Toscan du Plantier

Character: Daniel Toscan du Plantier

Pierre Héros

Character: Self

Rosanna Arquette

Character: Rosanna Arquette

Fedele Papalia

Character: Butler of the "Bicouli dressé"

Nicolas Abraham

Character: Server of the "Bicouli dressé"

Patrick Steltzer

Character: Electrocuted boy

Anne Lévy

Character: Carole, presenter of the 'marches'

Olivier Doran

Character: Jean, presenter of the 'marches'

Franck Milhan

Character: Sylvie (the big bearded man)

Bruno Argence

Character: Moron in the crowd

Philippe Chany

Character: Moron's neighbor in the crowd

Michel Hazanavicius

Character: Régis

Christian Gazio

Character: Ambulance nurse

Jennifer Ayache

Character: Young passerby

Eric Nguyen

Character: Journalist

Victoria Obermayer

Character: Airport hostess

Fabienne Gardon

Character: Corinne

Bruno Carette

Character: Misou Mizou (archive footage)

Henri de Turenne

Character: Narrator of the tissu documentary (voice)