Rodney Dangerfield

Character: Thornton Melon

Sally Kellerman

Character: Diane

Burt Young

Character: Lou

Keith Gordon

Character: Jason Melon

Robert Downey Jr.

Character: Derek

William Zabka

Character: Chas

Paxton Whitehead

Character: Phillip Barbay

Adrienne Barbeau

Character: Vanessa

M. Emmet Walsh

Character: Coach Turnbull

Terry Farrell

Character: Valerie

Ned Beatty

Character: Dean Martin

Severn Darden

Character: Dr. Barazini

Sam Kinison

Character: Professor Terguson

Robert Picardo

Character: Giorgio

Kurt Vonnegut

Character: Self

Edie McClurg

Character: Marge

Sarah Abrell

Character: Sorority Girl

Dana Allison

Character: Young Woman

Boris Aplon

Character: Tony Meloni

Nora Boland

Character: Agnes

Kimberlin Brown

Character: Girl in Dorm Hallway

Lisa Denton

Character: Lisa

Bob Drew

Character: Contractor

Jason Hervey

Character: Young Thornton

Leslie Scarborough

Character: Coed #1

James Ingersoll

Character: Judge

Michael McGrady

Character: Player #1

Santos Morales

Character: Bartender

Beth Peters

Character: Mrs. Stuyvesant

Phil Rubenstein

Character: Executive #1

Timothy Stack

Character: Trendy Man

Steve Sweeney

Character: Security Guard

Stacey Toten

Character: Hot Tub Girl

John William Young

Character: Executive #2

Brad Zutaut

Character: Petey

Josh Saylor

Character: Student in Diane's Class

William Grauer

Character: Drunken Student

Kristen Aldrich

Character: Girl in Diane's Class

Becky LeBeau

Character: Hot Tub Girl

Tricia Hill

Character: Lisa's Friend

Jill D. Merin

Character: Girl at Dorm Party

John William James

Character: Man in Stands

Eric Alver

Character: Student at Fraternity Party

Theresa Lyons

Character: Cashier

Dallas Winkler

Character: Rodette

Lisa Montgomery

Character: Rodette

Kimberlee Carlson

Character: Rodette

Curtis Stone

Character: "Twist & Shout" Band Member

Michael Reid

Character: "Twist & Shout" Band Member

Cactus Moser

Character: "Twist & Shout" Band Member

Brian O'Doughtery

Character: "Twist & Shout" Band Member

Davey Faragher

Character: "Twist & Shout" Band Member

Cliffie Stone

Character: "Twist & Shout" Band Member

Danny Elfman

Character: Oingo Boingo Band Member

Leon Schneiderman

Character: Oingo Boingo Band Member

Steve Bartek

Character: Oingo Boingo Band Member

Dale Turner

Character: Oingo Boingo Band Member

Johnny Vatos Hernandez

Character: Oingo Boingo Band Member

John Avila

Character: Oingo Boingo Band Member

Sam 'Sluggo' Phipps

Character: Oingo Boingo Band Member

Mike Bacich

Character: Oingo Boingo Band Member