Alex Winter

Character: Ricky Coogan

Randy Quaid

Character: Elijah C. Skuggs

Michael Stoyanov

Character: Ernie

Megan Ward

Character: Julie

Keanu Reeves

Character: Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited)

Mr. T

Character: The Bearded Lady

Bobcat Goldthwait

Character: Sockhead

John Hawkes

Character: Cowboy

Jeff Kahn

Character: Nosey

Derek McGrath

Character: Worm

Jaime Cardriche

Character: Toad

Brooke Shields

Character: Skye Daley

William Sadler

Character: Dick Brian

Patti Tippo

Character: Rosie the Pinhead

Lee Arenberg

Character: The Eternal Flame

Alex Zuckerman

Character: Stuey Gluck

Ray Baker

Character: Bill Blazer

Morgan Fairchild

Character: Stewardess

Michael Gilden

Character: Eye

Deep Roy

Character: George Ramirez #3

Jon M. Chu

Character: Giant Stuey Monster

Gibby Haynes

Character: Cheese Wart

Pamela Mant

Character: Nun

Sam Raimi

Character: Crooked Cop (uncredited)

Robert Tapert

Character: Crooked Cop (uncredited)

Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros

Character: George Ramirez #3