Éric Cantona

Character: Self

Steve Evets

Character: Eric Bishop

Stephanie Bishop

Character: Lily

John Henshaw

Character: Meatballs

Gerard Kearns

Character: Ryan

Stefan Gumbs

Character: Jess

Lucy-Jo Hudson

Character: Sam

Justin Moorhouse

Character: Spleen

Matthew McNulty

Character: Young Eric

Smug Roberts

Character: Smug

Mick Ferry

Character: Judge

Max Beesley Snr

Character: Eric's Father

Steve Marsh

Character: Zac

Ryan Pope

Character: Fenner

Cleveland Campbell

Character: Buzz

Laura Ainsworth

Character: Young Lily

Julie Brown

Character: Nurse

Des Sharples

Character: Jack

Greg Cook

Character: Monk

Johnny Travis

Character: Travis

Kelly Bowland

Character: Ryan's Girlfriend

Adam Beresford

Character: The Emperors of Rhythm