JJ Feild

Character: Liam Adams

Leo Gregory

Character: Charlie Braithwaite

Kuno Becker

Character: Santiago Muñez

Kasia Smutniak

Character: Sophia Tardelli

Anya Lahiri

Character: June

Nick Moran

Character: Nick Ashworth

Christopher Fairbank

Character: Foghorn

Mike Elliot

Character: Gordon

Craig Heaney

Character: Phil

Jack McBride

Character: Walter

Tamer Hassan

Character: Ronnie

Ori Pfeffer

Character: Mad Film Director

John Salthouse

Character: Newcastle Manager

Gary Lewis

Character: Mal Braithwaite

Tereza Srbova

Character: Katja

Margo Stilley

Character: Tamzin Adams

Olivia Phillips

Character: Bella

Antonia Bernath

Character: Britt

Sam Cunningham

Character: Helga

Mellissa Laycy

Character: Agnetha

Erin Lister

Character: Ani-Frid

Jakki Degg

Character: Cute Masseuse

Anna Maria Everett

Character: Old Masseuse

Gabrielle Richens

Character: Marjorie

Paul McGavin

Character: 1st AD Commercial

Tia Thomas

Character: Production assistant

Paul Humpoletz

Character: LADA Taxi Driver

Brett Morton

Character: Runner

Dave Sansom

Character: Film Sound Man

Bruce Jackson

Character: 1st Assistant Director

Joemma Lavin

Character: Hull Barmaid

Daniel Cowley

Character: Paramedic

Rob Jones

Character: Vicar

Phil Matthews

Character: Sports Reporter

John Motson

Character: Self

Matthew Waters

Character: Reporter 1

Anna Tyler

Character: Reporter 2

Derek Williams

Character: Sven

Brian Newbold

Character: Registrar

Deita Hubbard

Character: German Barmaid 1

Kerry Shepherd

Character: German Barmaid 2

Cliff Bradley

Character: Irate Skoda Driver

Peter Heslop

Character: Unhappy Driver

Russell De Rozario

Character: Bucharest Boiler

Adam Marusiak

Character: Footballer

Anthony Ofei

Character: Footballer

Craig Palmer

Character: Footballer

Dennis Sweeney

Character: Footballer

Emeka Ejiofor

Character: Footballer

Gareth Ellis

Character: Footballer

Holden Ashley Stein

Character: Footballer

Jamie Poole

Character: Footballer

Lee White

Character: Footballer

Leigh Clayton

Character: Footballer

Liam Moynihan

Character: Footballer

Matthew Thorpe

Character: Footballer

Nathan Wint

Character: Footballer

Neil Elson

Character: Footballer

Oliver Jones

Character: Footballer

Steve Madden

Character: Footballer

Toby George Jones

Character: Footballer

David Beckham

Character: Self

John Terry

Character: Self

Frank Lampard

Character: Self

Jamie Carragher

Character: Self

Paul Robinson

Character: Self

Owen Hargreaves

Character: Self

Peter Crouch

Character: Self

Rio Ferdinand

Character: Self

Joe Cole

Character: Self

Gary Neville

Character: Self

Ray Clemence

Character: Self

Jermaine Jenas

Character: Self

Aaron Lennon

Character: Self

Wayne Bridge

Character: Self

Steven Gerrard

Character: Self

Wayne Rooney

Character: Self

Sven-Göran Eriksson

Character: Self

Ronaldo

Character: Self

Hernán Crespo

Character: Self

John Aloisi

Character: Self

Fernando Torres

Character: Self

Thierry Henry

Character: Self

Filippo Inzaghi

Character: Self

Ruud van Nistelrooy

Character: Self

Olof Mellberg

Character: Self

Henrik Larsson

Character: Self

Cristiano Ronaldo

Character: Self

Andrew Shue

Character: (uncredited)

Peter Dale

Character: Football Reporter (uncredited)