Takeshi Kitano

Character: Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyōno

Character: Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto

Character: Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi

Character: Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima

Character: Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe

Character: TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa

Character: Self

Naomasa Musaka

Character: Film Studios Tattooist

Koichi Ueda

Character: Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kanji Tsuda

Character: Film Director

Makoto Ashikawa

Character: Assistant at Audition

Tamotsu Ishibashi

Character:

Toshi

Character:

Tadanobu Asano

Character:

Beat Kiyoshi

Character:

Takashi Nishina

Character:

Taichi Saotome

Character: Young Man

Takagi Junya

Character: Self

Yoshiyuki Morishita

Character: Light Man in Film Crew / Audition Juror / Client at Bank

Jonathan Legg

Character: American Soldier

Gambino Kobayashi

Character:

Mari Hayashida

Character:

Jinta Nishizawa

Character:

Takayuki Katô

Character:

Akira Kubo

Character:

Masahiro Sumiyoshi

Character:

Shûji Ôtsuki

Character:

Taigi Kobayashi

Character:

Junichi Kikawa

Character: