Steve Zahn

Character: Kresk

Salma Hayek Pinault

Character: Kolko

Elijah Wood

Character: Mikey

Jeff Goldblum

Character: Avnet

David Cross

Character: Andy

Tom Wilkinson

Character: Bollingsworth

Orlando Jones

Character: Miss Cocoa

Kevin Corrigan

Character: Paulie

David Hyde Pierce

Character: Mr. Kerner

Lara Flynn Boyle

Character: Karen

Michael Rapaport

Character: Hitman

John Cassini

Character: Henchman

Ted Kozma

Character: Brian

Myndy Crist

Character: Jeannie

Craig Ferguson

Character: Melander Stevens

Devin Douglas Drewitz

Character: Scottie

Dmitry Chepovetsky

Character: Dr. Welby

Danny Dworkis

Character: Snotty Man

Michael Kopsa

Character: Senator Dove

Robin Mossley

Character: Guard

Mike Dopud

Character: Dead Guy

Bill Dow

Character: Doctor

Jonathon Young

Character: Poet Reader

Peter Kelamis

Character: Reporter

Guy Fauchon

Character: Waiter

Simon Longmore

Character: Cop

David Alexander

Character: Patient