Danny DeVito

Character: Vic De Salvo

Rhea Perlman

Character: Francine Kester

Gerrit Graham

Character: Parker Braithwaite

Bernadette Birkett

Character: Mrs. Sweeney

Barry Corbin

Character: Colonel

Louis Giambalvo

Character: Goody DeSalvo

Ronny Graham

Character: Cap'n Andy

Huntz Hall

Character: Benny Bentson

Basil Hoffman

Character: Frank Friedlander

Kevin McCarthy

Character: Wes Vandergelder

John Megna

Character: Al

Michael Richards

Character: Sal

Ron Rifkin

Character: TV Director

Joe Santos

Character: Tony

Vincent Schiavelli

Character: Skip Imperali

Fred Scialla

Character: Richie DeSalvo

Frank Sivero

Character: Bruno

Mark L. Taylor

Character: Ken

George Wendt

Character: Mr. Sweeney

Steve Allen

Character: Steve Allen

Jayne Meadows

Character: Jayne Meadows

Randi Brooks

Character: Teresa

Cisse Cameron

Character: Wendy

Gela Nash

Character: Tamara

Candi Brough

Character: Bambi

Randi Brough

Character: Stacy

Army Archerd

Character: Army Archerd

Allyce Beasley

Character: Paisan Receptionist

Peter Brocco

Character: Vic's Tailor

Robert Costanzo

Character: Nunzo

Selma Diamond

Character: Francine's Mother

Michael Ensign

Character: Le Boeuf Maitre D'

Michael Gallup

Character: Opera Singer

Jason Hervey

Character: Todd Sweeney

Damon Hines

Character: Woodrow T. Brown

Jerry Hoffman

Character: Mr. Foley

Kenneth Kimmins

Character: Network Spokesman

Bruce Kimmel

Character: WACked Out Recruit

Katie La Bourdette

Character: Le Boeuf Woman

Jeffrey Lampert

Character: MBC Guard

Paul Larson

Character: Julie

Russ Marin

Character: Sid

Randall Miller

Character: Car Attendant

Joey DePinto

Character: Teamster Sailor

James LeGros

Character: Car Attendant

Susan Peretz

Character: Network Receptionist

Bob Perlow

Character: Warm-Up Comic

Hal Riddle

Character: Dean

Jerry Seinfeld

Character: Network Rep #1

Harvey Miller

Character: Network Rep #2

Charlie Stavola

Character: Cop #1

J. Alan Thomas

Character: Cop #2

Lisle Wilson

Character: Mr. Johnson

Lee Ving

Character: Dawn Patrol

Nora Gaye

Character: HOT BODS

Victoria Cooke

Character: HOT BODS

Tracey Walter

Character: Computron Investigator

Richard Kind

Character: Steve

Vance Sanders

Character: Mike

Alan Alda

Character: Alan Alda (uncredited)