Steve Martin

Character: Harris K. Telemacher

Victoria Tennant

Character: Sara McDowel

Richard E. Grant

Character: Roland Mackey

Marilu Henner

Character: Trudi

Sarah Jessica Parker

Character: SanDeE

Susan Forristal

Character: Ariel

Kevin Pollak

Character: Frank Swan

Sam McMurray

Character: Morris Frost

Patrick Stewart

Character: Mr. Perdue

Andrew Amador

Character: Bob, News Anchor

Gail Grate

Character: Gail

Eddie De Harp

Character: Maitre D' at Brunch

M.C. Shan

Character: Rap Waiter at L'Idiot

Frances Fisher

Character: June

Iman

Character: Cynthia

Tommy Hinkley

Character: Ted

Larry Miller

Character: Tom

Anne Crawford

Character: Sharon

Samantha McCoy

Character: Sheila

Thornton Simmons

Character: Man

Dennis Dragon

Character: Crook

Richard Stahl

Character: Bank Executive

Aaron Lustig

Character: Boring Speaker

Julianna McCarthy

Character: Woman

Time Winters

Character: Floss Waiter at L'Idiot

Pierre Epstein

Character: Chef

Wesley Thompson

Character: Jesse

George Plimpton

Character: Straight Weatherman

David Glyn Price

Character: Pilot

Wesley Mann

Character: Tony

Mark Steen

Character: Tod PA

Jaime Gomez

Character: Tod PA

Amy Wallace

Character: Tod PA

Cheryl Baker

Character: Changing Room Woman

May Boss

Character: Old Woman

Scott Johnston

Character: Co-Pilot

Robert Lind

Character: Chainsaw Juggler

Tony Marsico

Character: Hard Rock Patron

Burt Nacke

Character: Cameraman

Mary Pedersen

Character: Airline Ticket Agent

Matt Stetson

Character: Spokesmodel Teacher

Paula Abdul

Character: Roller Skater in Front of Tail O' the Pup (uncredited)

Brian Banowetz

Character: Bellman (uncredited)

Sean Michael Beyer

Character: Parking Valet (uncredited)

Michael E. Burgess

Character: Waiter (uncredited)

Chevy Chase

Character: Carlo Christopher (uncredited)

Tina Cote

Character: Extra (uncredited)

Larry Echerer

Character: Boy in Yard (uncredited)

Woody Harrelson

Character: Harris' Boss (uncredited)

Terry Jones

Character: Sara's Mother (voice) (uncredited)

Rick Moranis

Character: Gravedigger (uncredited)

Robert Picardo

Character: Voicephone (voice) (uncredited)

Cindra Skotzko

Character: Dressing Room Girl (uncredited)

Terri Wilson

Character: Stage Hand (uncredited)