Harry Enfield

Character: Sir Norbert Smith

Melvyn Bragg

Character: Interviewer

Charles Simon

Character: Old Duffer

Stewart Harwood

Character: Mr. Wilkinson

Peter Goodwright

Character: Will Silly

George Raistrick

Character: Melvyn Merry

Renée Asherson

Character: Lady Norbert

Simon Godley

Character: Barney

Charles Pemberton

Character: Policeman

Moray Watson

Character: Sir Donald Stuffy

Josie Lawrence

Character: Ruby Lawrence

John Elmes

Character: Horatio

Felicity Montagu

Character: Cecilia Johanson

David Henry

Character: Harry Crabbe

Gareth Vaughan

Character: Western Mayor

Jane Snowden

Character: Clementine

Mike Kelly

Character: Dick Dotty

Catherine Chevalier

Character: Mary Beethoven

Mary Chilton

Character: Sarah Brightman

Joe McGann

Character: Brian Beale/Ken

Susan Field

Character: Mrs. Grim

Jenny Funnell

Character: Eileen

Geoffrey Chater

Character: Cyril Freebody

Con O'Neill

Character: Davy Throb

Amanda Walker

Character: Mrs. Wilson

Henry Power

Character: Billy

Barbara Windsor

Character: Greenham Women's Leader

Kenneth Connor

Character: Greenham Officer

Michael Godley

Character: German General

John Golightly

Character: German Sergeant