Mark Wahlberg

Character: John

Seth MacFarlane

Character: Ted (voice)

Amanda Seyfried

Character: Samantha

Jessica Barth

Character: Tami-Lynn

Giovanni Ribisi

Character: Donny

Morgan Freeman

Character: Patrick Meighan

Sam J. Jones

Character: Sam J. Jones

Patrick Warburton

Character: Guy

Michael Dorn

Character: Rick

Bill Smitrovich

Character: Frank

John Slattery

Character: Shep Wild

Cocoa Brown

Character: Joy

John Carroll Lynch

Character: Tom Jessup

Ron Canada

Character: Judge

Liam Neeson

Character: Customer

Dennis Haysbert

Character: Fertility Doctor

Patrick Stewart

Character: Narrator (voice)

Tom Brady

Character: Tom Brady

Jay Leno

Character: Jay Leno

Jimmy Kimmel

Character: Jimmy Kimmel

Kate McKinnon

Character: Kate McKinnon

Bobby Moynihan

Character: Bobby Moynihan

Taran Killam

Character: Taran Killam

Sebastian Arcelus

Character: Dr. Ed Danzer

Jay Patterson

Character: Karl Jackson

Steve Callaghan

Character: Comic

Nana Visitor

Character: Adoption Agent

Maggie Geha

Character: Female Nurse

Jessica Szohr

Character: Allison

Craig Ricci Shaynak

Character: Blind Guy

Lexi Atkins

Character: Waitress

Jack Knight

Character: Todd Kidder

Lauren Sánchez Bezos

Character: Boston Newscaster

William Xifaras

Character: Boston Neighbor

Curtis Stigers

Character: Wedding Singer

Julius Sharpe

Character: NYC Doctor

Liz Morgan

Character: NYC Nurse

Alec Sulkin

Character: Obi-Wan

Ralph Garman

Character: Stormtrooper

Michael Steven Costello

Character: Jury Foreman

J. Mark Donaldson

Character: Juror

Frank Lloyd

Character: Juror

Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

Character: Bailiff

Becki Dennis

Character: Receptionist

Robert Holfelder

Character: Band Leader

Michael Trisler

Character: Cyclist

Ryan Hanna

Character: Jogger

Kate Gustafson

Character: Hasbro CEO Assistant

David Goldman

Character: Pundit

Ted Jessup

Character: Pundit

Ronobir Lahiri

Character: Pundit

Barry Ratcliffe

Character: Pundit

Chris Regan

Character: Pundit

Nefetari Spencer

Character: Pundit

Jeffrey Stubblefield

Character: Pundit

Wellesley Wild

Character: Pundit

Lenny Clarke

Character: Cop (Boston PD)

Chris Neville

Character: Cop (Boston PD)

Rachael MacFarlane

Character: Meighan Assistant

Christy Scott Cashman

Character: Reporter

Joseph J. Micucci

Character: Nerd (Wedgie)

Josiah Blount

Character: Comic Con Fan

Johnny Alves

Character: Security Guard

Silvio Cuadra

Character: Security Guard

Dustin Ybarra

Character: Borg

Matthew J. Walters

Character: Hellboy

Aaron Zell

Character: Vendor

Scott Wahle

Character: Film Executive

John Viener

Character: Police Dispatcher

Kate B. O'Brien

Character: Diner Waitress

Billy Concha

Character: Bachelor Party Guest

Andrew Torres

Character: Jump Rope Guy

Luke Adams

Character: Wedding Announcer

Tara Strong

Character: Ted Toy (voice)

Tiffany

Character: Tiffany

Brittany O'Connor

Character: Cake Girl (uncredited)

Julie Schmid

Character: Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Rose Wakesho

Character: Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Katie McCabe

Character: Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)

Stanis Krista Ames

Character: Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)

Claudia Zielke

Character: Baroness Girl (uncredited)

Alexandra Creteau

Character: Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Vincent M. Biscione

Character: Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)

Kt Baldassaro

Character: Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Laura-Elise Barrett

Character: Booth Girl (uncredited)

Anissa Borrego

Character: Flash Girl (uncredited)

Roseny Carrero

Character: My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)

John Franchi

Character: Bar Patron (uncredited)

Chia Chen

Character: Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Lexie Contursi

Character: Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Chassidy Cox

Character: Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Nea Dune

Character: Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Diana Emuge

Character: Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Michelle Fonseca

Character: Courtroom Observer (uncredited)

Enku Gubaie

Character: Wedding Guest (uncredited)

London Hall

Character: Reporter (uncredited)

Isabel Wagner

Character: Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Sandra Yap

Character: Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

Isabella Sanchez

Character: Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Sagan Rose

Character: Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Elizabeth Pollard

Character: Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)

Tina Grimm

Character: Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

Kim Mulhauser

Character: Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Olivia McCarthy

Character: Booth Girl (uncredited)

Sophie Mazzaro

Character: Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)

Anna Maiche

Character: Kissing Couple (uncredited)

Kandiss Lewis

Character: Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)

Toi'ya Leatherwood

Character: Ginger Girl (uncredited)

Christopher Weigel

Character: Well Wisher (uncredited)

Zola Williams

Character: Dancer (uncredited)

Noelle Trudeau

Character: Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Lance Norris

Character: Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Susan Garfield

Character: Woman at Diner (uncredited)

Dustin Christenson

Character: Attendee (uncredited)

David Hasselhoff

Character: David Hasselhoff