Nick Cannon

Character: Alvin Johnson

Christina Milian

Character: Paris Morgan

Kenan Thompson

Character: Walter Colley

Kal Penn

Character: Kenneth Warman

Steve Harvey

Character: Clarence Johnson

Vanessa Bell Calloway

Character: Vivian Johnson

Reagan Gomez-Preston

Character: Olivia

Nicole Scherzinger

Character: Champagne Girl

Melissa Schuman

Character: Zoe Parks

Nichole Galicia

Character: Yvonne Freeman

Sam Sarpong

Character: Kadeem

Al Thompson

Character: Ted

Elimu Nelson

Character: Dru Hilton

Dante Basco

Character: Spoken Word Artist

Jordan Burg

Character: Little Boy

Jackie Benoit

Character: Old Lady

George Cedar

Character: Old Man

Gay Thomas Wilson

Character: Judy Morgan

Imani Parks

Character: Mia

Ian Chidlaw

Character: Eddie

J.B. Ghuman Jr.

Character: JB (as JB Guhman)

Russell W. Howard

Character: Anthony

Stuart Scott

Character: Stuart Scott

Kevin Christy

Character: Chuck Mattock

Ashley Monique Clark

Character: Aretha Johnson

Michael Q. Davis

Character: Junior (as Michael Davis)

Peter Siragusa

Character: Ben

Maria Carmen

Character: Chemistry Teacher

Damon Butler

Character: Martial Arts Mambo Instructor

Shani Pride

Character: Jasmine

Kelly Becerra

Character: Drill Team Member

Lindsey Blaufarb

Character: Drill Team Member

Crystal Colar

Character: Drill Team Member

Rocio Mendoza

Character: Drill Team Member

Valerie "Raistalla" Moise

Character: Drill Team Member

Benjamin Stephens

Character: Jock #1

Charles Owens

Character: Jazz Musician

Mayte Garcia

Character: Dancer

Ralph Scherer

Character: Poetry Reader

Ernestine Parks

Character: Singer

Shvona Lavette Chung

Character: Guitar Playing Vocalist

Ray Buffer

Character: Mechanic (uncredited)