Ian Carmichael

Character: Lt. Ogleby

Tommy Steele

Character: Eric McCaffey

Benny Hill

Character: Syd McCaffey

Sydney Tafler

Character: Ted Green

Johnny Briggs

Character: Leslie 'Smithy' Smith

Victor Maddern

Character: Lance Bombardier Tomlinson

Dick Emery

Character: Harry - Driver

Harry Locke

Character: Roland Kenyon

Sheila Hancock

Character: Theatre Act

Cardew Robinson

Character: Compere

Fred Griffiths

Character: Mr Jennings

Cyril Smith

Character: 'Spinner' Rice