Brian O'Halloran

Character: Dante

Jeff Anderson

Character: Randal

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Character: Veronica

Lisa Spoonauer

Character: Caitlin

Jason Mewes

Character: Jay

Kevin Smith

Character: Silent Bob

Scott Mosier

Character: William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner

Scott Schiaffo

Character: Chewlie's Rep

Al Berkowitz

Character: Old Man

Walt Flanagan

Character: Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer

Ed Hapstak

Character: Sanford / Angry Mourner

Lee Bendick

Character: #812 Wynarski

David Klein

Character: Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door

Pattijean Csik

Character: Coroner

Ken Clark

Character: Administer of Fine / Orderly

Donna Jeanne

Character: Indecisive Video Customer

Virginia Smith

Character: Caged Animal Maturbator

Betsy Broussard

Character: Dental School Video Customer

Ernest O'Donnell

Character: Trainer

Kimberly Loughran

Character: Alyssa's Sister Heather

Gary Stern

Character: Tabloid Reading Customer

Joe Bagnole

Character: Cat-Watching Customer

John Henry Westhead

Character: Olaf the Russian Metalhead

Chuck Bickel

Character: Stuck in Chips Can

Leslie Hope

Character: Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door

Connie O'Conner

Character: 'Happy Scrappy' Mom

Vincent Pereira

Character: Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer

Ashley Pereira

Character: 'Happy Scrappy' Kid

Erix Infante

Character: Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover

Melissa Crawford

Character: Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door

Thomas Burke

Character: Blue Collar Man

Dan Hapstak

Character: Door Tugging Customer

Mitch Cohen

Character: Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door

Matthew Banta

Character: Burner Looking for Weed

Rajiv Thapar

Character: Cut-Off Customer

Mike Belicose

Character: Customer with Diapers

Jane Kuritz

Character: Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves

Grace Smith

Character: Milk Lady

Frances Cresci

Character: Little Smoking Girl

Matt Crawford

Character: Angry Crowd at Door

Sarla Thapar

Character: Angry Crowd at Door

Brian Drinkwater

Character: Hockey Player

Bob Fisler

Character: Hockey Player

Derek Jaccodine

Character: Hockey Player

Matthew Pereira

Character: Angry Smoking Crowd

Frank Pereira

Character: Angry Smoking Crowd

Carl Roth

Character: Angry Smoking Crowd

Paul C. Finn

Character: Angry Smoking Crowd