Jeff Goldblum

Character: Dexter King

Emma Thompson

Character: Kate

Rowan Atkinson

Character: Ron Anderson

Geraldine James

Character: Carmen

Emil Wolk

Character: Cyprus Charlie

Kim Thomson

Character: Cheryl

Harold Innocent

Character: Timothy

Anna Massey

Character: Mary

Joanna Kanska

Character: Tamara

Peter Kelly

Character: Gavin

Tim Barlow

Character: Mr Morrow

Hugh Thomas

Character: Dr. Karabekian

Angus Deayton

Character: Actor

Robin Driscoll

Character: Actor

Harriet Keevil

Character: Mary's Secretary

Tony Forsyth

Character: Berkoff Actor

Stephen Marchant

Character: Berkoff Actor

Ian Lindsay

Character: TV Director

Kate Duchêne

Character: Old Girlfriend

Angela Meredith

Character: Old Girlfriend

Kate Lonergan

Character: Stage Manager

Jason Isaacs

Character: Doctor

Martin Sadler

Character: Doctor

Susan Field

Character: Dr Freud

Fred Bryant

Character: Dying Old Man

Michael Fitzgerald

Character: Man with Vacuum Cleaner Pipe

Charles Lamb

Character: Old Man in Wheelchair

Thomas Lockyer

Character: Michael

Declan Mulholland

Character: Doorman

Susan Beresford

Character: WPC

Charles Augins

Character: Choreographer

Joolia Cappleman

Character: Costume Designer

Bob Appleby

Character: Max

Mel Smith

Character: Drunk at Party

John Inman

Character: Himself

Jonathan Ross

Character: Himself

Melvyn Bragg

Character: Himself

Suggs

Character: Himself

Russell Ormes

Character: Young boy on the street (uncredited)

Simon Bell

Character: After Dark Presenter

Richard Curtis

Character: Man Leaving Bathroom (uncredited)