Peter Sellers

Character: Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE

Ringo Starr

Character: Youngman Grand, Esq.

Isabel Jeans

Character: Dame Agnes Grand

Caroline Blakiston

Character: Hon. Esther Grand

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Character: Captain Reginald K. Klaus

Spike Milligan

Character: Traffic Warden

John Cleese

Character: Director in Sotheby's

Richard Attenborough

Character: Oxford Coach

John Le Mesurier

Character: Sir John

Raquel Welch

Character: Priestess of the Whip

Roman Polanski

Character: Solitary Drinker

Leonard Frey

Character: Laurence Faggot

Laurence Harvey

Character: Hamlet

Christopher Lee

Character: Ship's Vampire

Clive Dunn

Character: Sommelier

Patrick Holt

Character: Duke in Sotheby's

Ferdy Mayne

Character: Edouard

Dennis Price

Character: Winthrop

Yul Brynner

Character: Transvestite Cabaret Singer

Graham Chapman

Character: Oxford Crew

James Laurenson

Character: Oxford Crew

Frank Thornton

Character: Police Inspector

Hattie Jacques

Character: Ginger Horton

Jeremy Lloyd

Character: Lord Hampton

David Hutcheson

Character: Lord Barry

Michael Aspel

Character: Himself

Alan Whicker

Character: Himself

Edward Sinclair

Character: Park Attendant