James Allen Brewer

Character: Jimmy Thudpucker

Barbara Harris

Character: Joanie Caucus

Charles Levin

Character: Mark Slackmeyer

Rebecca Nelson

Character: Barbara Ann 'Boopsie' Boopstein

William Sloane Coffin

Character: The Reverend Scott Sloan

Jack Gilford

Character: Referee

Michelle Browne

Character: Jeannie

Richard Cox

Character: Zonker Harris (voice)

David Grant

Character: Mike Doonesbury (voice)

Richard Bruno

Character: B.D. (voice)

Mark Baker

Character: Kirby (voice)

Rick Elice

Character: Frank (voice) (as Eric Elice)

Will Jordan

Character: Sportscaster (voice)

Linda Baer

Character: Ellie (voice)

Eric Jaffe

Character: Howie (voice)

Thomas Baxton

Character: Rufus (voice)

Lenny Jackson

Character: Magus (voice)

Patrice Leftwich

Character: Virgin Mary (voice)

Ben Haley Jr.

Character: Calvin (voice)