Chris Lemmon

Character: Albert Zack

Nicholas Saunders

Character: T.B. Dumore

Marilyn Joi

Character: Debbie Winter

Carole Davis

Character: Contessa Bazzini

Samantha Fox

Character: Female Reporter (as Stasia Micula)

Ron Jeremy

Character: Male Reporter (as Ron Hyatt)

Dolly Dollar

Character: Christina Werner

Corinne Wahl

Character: Cheryl Westwood (as Corinne Alphen)

Andrew MacMillan

Character: President Foster

Pat Finnegan

Character: First Lady

Teresa Ganzel

Character: Lisa Foster

John Otis

Character: Leonard Dumore

Jennifer Richards

Character: Lydia Wasserman

Richie Allan

Character: Landlord (as Richie Allen)

Michelle Mais

Character: Rita (as Michele Mais)

Michael Holms

Character: Piano Player

Vera Lockwood

Character: Albert's Mother

Joanne Baron

Character: Rosalie

Olivia Pascal

Character: Holly Fox

Bryan Englund

Character: Cab Driver

Jack Wrangler

Character: Leading Man

Kurt Mann

Character: Director

Bobby Astyr

Character: Witch Doctor (as Bobby H. Charles)

Robert Cook

Character: Max

Thomas Bowman

Character: Cheryl's Butler

Mariye Inouye

Character: Maid #1

David Lile

Character: Bernie

Thomas Ruisinger

Character: Gerald

Jeffrey B. McLaughlin

Character: Henry

Craig Pierce

Character: Fred

Jack Aaron

Character: Don

Bill Culpepper

Character: Ned

Melinda Tanner

Character: Bookstore Saleswoman

Diane De Florio

Character: Maid #2

Robert Packer

Character: Secret Service Man #1

Dan Lauria

Character: Secret Service Man #2

Ski Lawrence

Character: Secret Service Man #3

Jake Teague

Character: Senator

Michael Masone

Character: Disco M.C.

Richard Aurelio

Character: Back-up Singer #1

Columbus Coleman Jr.

Character: Back-Up Singer #2

Don R. Richardson

Character: Back-Up Singer #3

Marc Bowen

Character: Contessa's Butler

David Hausmann

Character: Waiter

Louis Leccese

Character: Executioner

Bill Nunnery

Character: Hell's Angel

Juliet Graham

Character: Amazon #1 (as Chris MacLeod)

Karen Bebb

Character: Pirate Woman

Robert F. Riley

Character: Gangster

Ron Lee Savin

Character: Hun

Marie Scinto

Character: Female Motorcyclist

Leigh Kavanaugh

Character: Amazon #2

Marianne Sägebrecht

Character: Freda (as Barbara Hermani)

Peter Steiner

Character: German Cab Driver (as Josef Rauch)

Otto Retzer

Character: Kidnapper #1

Chuck Vincent

Character: Kidnapper #2

Karl Michel

Character: Kidnapper #3

Josef Meier

Character: Kidnapper #4

Lynette Sheldon

Character: Receptionist

Bill Karnovsky

Character: Mr. Sol

Michael Coerver

Character: Record President

Ira Hawkins

Character: Frank Winter

George Minkallis

Character: Truck Driver

Jeffrey Spolan

Character: Fashion Show M.C.