Joe Smith

Character: Joe

Tina Carlucci

Character: Tina

Adam Sarner

Character: Adam

Grace Creech

Character: Grace

Dean Haspiel

Character: Dean

Christian Urich

Character: Christian

Dyanna Lauren

Character: Self

Jonathan Ave

Character: FBI Guy

Macha Ross

Character: Girl with Dildo / K-Y Customer #3

Roland Smart

Character: Robber

Victor Boisseau

Character: K-Y Customer #1

Dave Schneider

Character: Kevin Smith

Frank Godek

Character: Tina's First Love

Romeo Alaeff

Character: Woman w/Male Genitalia

Mario Lanzo

Character: Trekkie

Meghan Foley

Character: The Most Beautiful Girl in Boston

Chris Gaffney

Character: Delivery Guy

Paul McGillicuddy

Character: K-Y Customer #2

Harry Smyte

Character: Harry

Jerome Perlswig

Character: Nipple Clamps

Jessica Moriber

Character: What Do You Think?

Amanda Emil

Character: Russian Woman

Tina Gaffney

Character: Jamaican Woman

Moby

Character: Excalibur / Dildo Head

Rob Todd

Character: Cat Video

Diana Devlin

Character: Jar Jar Fan

Brian O'Halloran

Character: Clerk

Peter J. Morse Jr.

Character: Cop

John Schnatterly

Character: Man w/Dildo

Duchamp Onion

Character: Naked Guy

Leonard Eisen

Character: Borschtbelter

Kevin L. Bright

Character: Sticky

Peter Prescott

Character: Manager

Toby Amies

Character: Family Man

Michael Landers

Character: Latino Customer

Paul Sanchez IV

Character: Cowboy

Philippa M. Purdy

Character: Woman in Line

Victoria Harrington

Character: Girl on Floor

Drew Buckland

Character: Mad Bomber

Dominique Paul

Character: Tina's Sister

Justin Hennessy

Character: Porn Fan

Brian Winton

Character: Porn Fan

Lee Milazzo

Character: Porn Fan

Len Rowe

Character: Porn Fan

Jean Connally

Character: Porn Fan

Tymarshal Young

Character: Porn Fan

John Moncure

Character: Porn Fan

Steven St. Croix

Character: Santa

Fancy

Character: Space Alien

Dave Zamboni

Character: Self