Jim Varney

Character: Ernest P. Worrell

Oliver Clark

Character: Joe Carruthers

Noelle Parker

Character: Harmony

Gailard Sartain

Character: Chuck

Billie Bird

Character: Mary Morrissey

Bill Byrge

Character: Bobby

Douglas Seale

Character: Santa

Robert Lesser

Character: Marty

Key Howard

Character: Immigration Agent

Jack Swanson

Character: Businessman

Buddy Douglas

Character: Pyramus

Patty Maloney

Character: Thisbe

Beecher Martin

Character: Agent Skippy

Barry Brazell

Character: Cab Passenger

George Kaplan

Character: Mr. Dillis

Bill Welter

Character: Waiter

Joe Candelora

Character: Arresting Officer

Danny Dillon

Character: Booking Officer

Lindsey Alley

Character: Patsy

Phran Gauci

Character: Lacy

Bill Cordell

Character: Carl

Larry Francer

Character: Brad

Jackie Welch

Character: Animal Officer

Daniel Butler

Character: Animal Officer

Antonio Fabrizio

Character: Mean-Looking Man

Tony Shepherd

Character: Stunt Shopper

Bob Norris

Character: Police Chief Spenks

Carmen J. Alexander

Character: Police Officer

Miriam P. Saunders

Character: Receptionist

Cyndi Vicino

Character: Make-up Artist

Tom Nowicki

Character: Crew Member

Michael O. Smith

Character: Studio Guard

Jesse Stone

Character: Elderly Man

Angelique Walker

Character: Girl

Zachary Bowden

Character: Boy

Donna Phillip Miller

Character: Mom

Paul Darby

Character: Ticket Agent

Cynthia Ergenbright

Character: Museum Person

Bob Barnes

Character: Controller #1

Mike Hutchinson

Character: Monster

Douglas Brush

Character: Commander

D. Christian Gottshall

Character: Controller #2

Ray Russell

Character: Stage-Hand

Rosa Nevin

Character: Businesswoman (uncredited)

Jennifer Peña

Character: Granddaughter (uncredited)

Jon Freda

Character: Tourist (uncredited)