Zack Ward

Character: Postal Dude

Dave Foley

Character: Uncle Dave

Chris Coppola

Character: Richard

Jackie Tohn

Character: Faith

J.K. Simmons

Character: Candidate Welles

Ralf Moeller

Character: Officier John

Verne Troyer

Character: Verne Troyer

Chris Spencer

Character: Officer Greg

Larry Thomas

Character: Osama Bin Ladin

Michael Paré

Character: Panhandler

Erick Avari

Character: Habib

Lindsay Hollister

Character: Recorder

Brent Mendenhall

Character: George W. Bush

Rick Hoffman

Character: Mr. Blither

Michael Benyaer

Character: Mohammed

David Huddleston

Character: Peter

Seymour Cassel

Character: Paul

Uwe Boll

Character: Uwe Boll

Vincent James Desiderio Jr.

Character: Vince Desiderio

Michaela Mann

Character: Jenny

Holly Eglington

Character: Karen

Lucie Guest

Character: Cindy

Jonathan Bruce

Character: Harry the Wheelchair Guy

Carrie Genzel

Character: Reporter Gayle

Geoff Gustafson

Character: Morning Show Host

Daniel Boileau

Character: Cooter

Samir El Sharkawi

Character: Tariq

Jason Emanuel

Character: Bobak

Melanie Papalia

Character: Nasira

Jodie Stewart

Character: Bitch

Derek Anderson

Character: Taliban

Heather Feeney

Character: Teller

Marlaina Stewartt

Character: Older Lady in Audience

Michael Robinson

Character: Seminar Speaker

Bill Mondy

Character: Mob Leader

Zachary Webb

Character: Parking Guard

William Veroni

Character: Baby in Carriage

Colin Foo

Character: Ticket Holder

Christine Lippa

Character: TV Host #1

Mark Brandon

Character: TV Host #2

Myfanwy Meilen

Character: TV Host #3

Helena Yea

Character: Woman Driver

Reese Alexander

Character: Police Officer

Steffen Mennekes

Character: Ass-Kissing Employee

Michael Gordin Shore

Character: Man Shopper

Richard Ian Cox

Character: Coffee Customer

Mike Dopud

Character: Security Guard #1

Ed Anders

Character: Security Guard #2

Michael Antonakos

Character: Azeem

Michael Eklund

Character: Disgruntled Man

Tony Alcantar

Character: Angry Man

David Adams

Character: IRS Agent #1

Robert Clarke

Character: IRS Agent #2

Paulino Nunes

Character: Asif

Merik Tadros

Character: Nabi

Richard Faraci

Character: Plane Passenger #1

Bryan C. Knight

Character: Plane Passenger #2

David Ward

Character: Gluttco Singing Employee #1

Patrick Bahrich

Character: Gluttco Singing Employee #2

Dan Clarke

Character: Window Washer

Lorielle New

Character: Starr

Julia Sandberg Hansson

Character: Mitzi

Brock Johnson

Character: Creepy Masturbating Guy

Nicolette Bujdos

Character: Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #1

Brandie Coe

Character: Little Germany Staff Hot Woman #2

Doris Blomgren

Character: Old Woman Bomb Maker

Andrea Stefancikova

Character: Little Germany Staff Hot Woman (uncredited)

Gareth Von Kallenbach

Character: Man Killed by Falling Crowbar (uncredited)