Jessica Harper

Character: Janet Majors

Cliff DeYoung

Character: Brad Majors / Farley Flavors

Richard O'Brien

Character: Dr. Cosmo McKinley / Kitchenware Announcer (voice)

Patricia Quinn

Character: Dr. Nation McKinley

Charles Gray

Character: Judge Oliver Wright

Ruby Wax

Character: Betty Hapschatt

Nell Campbell

Character: Nurse Ansalong

Rik Mayall

Character: 'Rest Home' Ricky

Barry Humphries

Character: Bert Schnick

Darlene Johnson

Character: Emily Weiss

Manning Redwood

Character: Harry Weiss

Wendy Raebeck

Character: Macy Struthers

Jeremy Newson

Character: Ralph Hapschatt

Betsy Brantley

Character: Neely Pritt

Pierre Bedenes

Character: Neely's Camera Crew

Rufus Collins

Character: Neely's Camera Crew

Christopher Malcolm

Character: Vance Parker

Ray Charleson

Character: Floor Manager

Eugene Lipinski

Character: Kirk

Barry Dennen

Character: Irwin Lapsey

Imogen Claire

Character: Wardrobe Mistress

Gary Shail

Character: Oscar Drill

Donald Waugh

Character: Glish Davidson

David John

Character: 'Bit' Drummer

Claire Toeman

Character: Brenda Drill

Gary Martin

Character: 'Bit' Guitarist

Sinitta

Character: Francine 'Frankie'

Robyn Mandell

Character: Mrs. Drill (uncredited)

Sal Piro

Character: Man on Payphone (uncredited)

Gaye Brown

Character: DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Ishaq Bux

Character: DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Annabel Leventon

Character: DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Lindsay Ingram

Character: DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Yasmin Pettigrew

Character: DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Rayner Bourton

Character: Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

Steve Debrow

Character: Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

Robert Longden

Character: Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

Linus O'Brien

Character: Farley Flavors Kid (uncredited)

Quinn Hawkins

Character: Farley Flavors Kid (uncredited)