Oliver Platt

Character: Maurice

Stanley Tucci

Character: Arthur

Walker Jones

Character: Maitre D'

Jessica Walling

Character: Attractive Woman

David Lipman

Character: Baker in Kramer's Pastries

E. Katherine Kerr

Character: Gertrude in "Hamlet"

George Guidall

Character: Claudius in "Hamlet"

William Hill

Character: Bernardo in "Hamlet"

Alfred Molina

Character: Sir Jeremy Burtom

Michael Emerson

Character: Burtom's Assistant

Jack O'Connell

Character: Stage Manager

Matt Malloy

Character: Mike / Laertes in "Hamlet"

Ted Blumberg

Character: Francisco in "Hamlet"

Lili Taylor

Character: Lily 'Lil'

Tony Shalhoub

Character: Voltri, First Mate

Teagle F. Bougere

Character: Sheik

Elizabeth Bracco

Character: Pancetta Leaky

Steve Buscemi

Character: Happy Franks

Allison Janney

Character: Maxine (Max)

Matt McGrath

Character: Detective Marco

Richard Jenkins

Character: Johnny Leguard (Frenchman)

Isabella Rossellini

Character: The Veiled Queen

Campbell Scott

Character: Meistrich

Billy Connolly

Character: Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro

Dana Ivey

Character: Mrs. Essendine

Hope Davis

Character: Emily Essendine

Arden Myrin

Character: Stewardess with Luggage

Allan Corduner

Character: Captain

Christopher Pomeroy

Character: Steward

Sarah McCord

Character: Stewardess with the Queen

Lewis J. Stadlen

Character: Bandleader

Phyllis Somerville

Character: Woman at Bar with Pills

Amy Hohn

Character: Woman with Captain

Michael Higgins

Character: Older Man who Drops Dead

Ken Costigan

Character: Bartender with Big Glass

Woody Allen

Character: Audition Director (uncredited)

Pasquale Cajano

Character: Shipmate (uncredited)

Gregg Gilmore

Character: Drummer (uncredited)

Kris Murphy

Character: The Escort (uncredited)

Craig Watkinson

Character: Shipmate (uncredited)