Kelly Galindo

Character: Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.

Christina Walker

Character: Vice President, Vampire Affairs

Rod Sweitzer

Character: Colonel Oliver West

Francis Creighton

Character: Rev. Tim Fakker

Marcus Frishman

Character: Congressman Terry Upstart

Mimi Spivak

Character: Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget

Gretchen House

Character: Pammy Faye Fakker

Anet Anatelle

Character: Wannabe Cher

Yvette Buchanan

Character: Rocket Scientist

Becky LeBeau

Character: Census Taker

Angelyne

Character: Barbara Bush Impersonator

Titus Moede

Character: -

Jeannie Pepper

Character: Brain Surgeon