Leo Rossi

Character: Michael Misery

Lorenzo Doumani

Character: Angelo Misery

Gary Ross

Character: Redwood Stump

Robert Costanzo

Character: Grandpa Miserio

Debbe Dunning

Character: Ima Barrister

Lou Ferrigno

Character: Quazzie

Paula Barbieri

Character: Mary Kay Misery

Abe Vigoda

Character: Don Frito Layleone

Mother Love

Character: Herself

Erik Estrada

Character: Erik Estrada

Sherman Hemsley

Character: Rev. Scheister

Nell Carter

Character: Courtroom Singer

Rochelle Swanson

Character: Stripper

Kristi Ducati

Character: Brunette Bus Babe

Brenda Epperson

Character: Court Reporter

Pat Morita

Character: Judge

Roddy Piper

Character: Himself

Norm Crosby

Character: F. Me Weakly

Joyce Brothers

Character: Dr. Joyce Brothers

John Capodice

Character: Lt. Al Dente