Elisha Cuthbert

Character: Barbara 'Barbie' Lefay

Tim Allen

Character: Henry Lefay

Jenna Elfman

Character: Ophelia

Andie MacDowell

Character: Kate

Lindsay Sloane

Character: Autumn

Jenna Dewan

Character: Sarah Jane

Paz Vega

Character: Veronica

Edward Herrmann

Character: John Goodenough

S. Epatha Merkerson

Character: Effa

Larry Miller

Character: Lipschutz

Chris Klein

Character: Stevie

Eric Christian Olsen

Character: Lloyd

Barbara Barrie

Character: Mae

Peter Kybart

Character: Minister

Lynne Lipton

Character: Woman at Casket

William Huntley

Character: Pirate

Annie O'Sullivan

Character: Nurse

Starla Benford

Character: Assistant

Jheri Cavitt

Character: Bikini Beach Girl (uncredited)

John Farrer

Character: Priest (uncredited)

Connor Fox

Character: Best Man (uncredited)

Rebecca Guzman

Character: Bridesmaid (uncredited)

James Howarth

Character: The Naked Sombrero Guy (uncredited)

Klaudia Ann Jaworski

Character: Hot Beach Girl (uncredited)

Michael James Kelly

Character: Guitar Player (uncredited)

Monica McCarthy

Character: Maid of Honor (uncredited)