Ernest Borgnine

Character: Albert

Zachary Abel

Character: Justin Palma

Natasha Lyonne

Character: Mrs. Keaton

Ahney Her

Character: Nikki

Mickey Rooney

Character: Jerry Sherman

Sally Kellerman

Character: Dorothy

Bryan Williams

Character: Chris Brown

Daniel Roebuck

Character: Frank

Madison Liddy

Character: April

Rance Howard

Character: Chuck

Sam Borowski

Character: Man Making out with Girlfriend at fraternity party

Paul Sorvino

Character: Himself

Alex Hyde-White

Character: Preacher

Chuck McCann

Character: Manny Melowitz

Bill Sorvino

Character: Arresting Officer

Mary Dimino

Character: Gina Palma

Duane Whitaker

Character: Intimidating Inmate

Jan Rooney

Character: Janet

Mara New

Character: Muriel

Eric Stein

Character: Clarence

Jessica DiCicco

Character: Receptionist

Clint Howard

Character: Cliff

Michael Maugeri

Character: Hearse Driver

Dick Contino

Character: Himself

Hal Williams

Character: Resident Playing Cards at Casino Night

Harold Sylvester

Character: Grim Interviewer

Efram Potelle

Character: Serious Interviewer

Janelle Gaeta

Character: Girl Making out with Boyfriend at Party

Kevin Rushing

Character: Large African American Man

Jen Johnson

Character: Typing Bikini Girl

Brian LaBelle

Character: Police Officer #2

Timothy E. Goodwin

Character: Jail Guard

Marilyn Monrovia

Character: Rich Woman

Vincent Albo

Character: Group Therapist

Ashley Schnacky

Character: Ginger

Andrew Bellamy

Character: Game Show Host (voice)

Steve Christopher

Character: Mr. Johnson

Larry Delrose

Character: Paul Palma

B.J. Hansen

Character: Blue Man

Ron New

Character: Toga Man