Orlando Bloom

Character: Jimmy Connelly

Omid Djalili

Character: Herbie Bush

Michael Lerner

Character: Artie Cohen

Michael Peña

Character: Jose Mendez

Tamer Hassan

Character: Pete Wright

Rafe Spall

Character: Stan Parlour

Mark Heap

Character: Sebastian Gore-Brown

Frank Harper

Character: Clive Connelly

Billie Piper

Character: Angel

Ronni Ancona

Character: Pat Connelly

Lyndsey Marshal

Character: Mags Livingston

David Kelly

Character: Paddy O'Flannagan

Julian Zapata

Character: Jose's Entourage

Alejandro Ramirez

Character: Jose's Entourage

Milton Hernandez

Character: Jose's Entourage

Alberto Ramon

Character: Jose's Entourage

John Correa

Character: Jose's Entourage

Hector Trujillo

Character: Jose's Entourage

Janier Morales Drado

Character: Jose's Entourage

Wilson Cretaro da Luz Jr.

Character: Jose's Entourage

John Joyce

Character: Jon Wright

Cathy Dunning

Character: Jeanne Wright

Ivanhoe Norona

Character: Pete's Trainer

Arthur Nightingale

Character: Leonard

Gary Lammin

Character: Pat's Punter

Bill Thomas

Character: Mr. Bennet

Tamzin Griffin

Character: Saucy Housewife

Rabbie Kadhim

Character: Milk Thief

Anna Wing

Character: Vera

Josephine Teale

Character: Dolly Bird

Maddy Ford

Character: Dolly Bird

Jamie Lewis

Character: Dolly Bird

Rupert Procter

Character: Pressman

John Ashton

Character: Pressman

Matthew Watkin

Character: Pressman

Chris Obi

Character: Pressman

Jonathan Ryland

Character: Pressman

Nick Conroy

Character: Blade

Gia Johnson

Character: Latino Beauty

Bill Maloney

Character: Barry

Drew Rhys-Williams

Character: Angry Bloke

Lauretta Gavin

Character: Young Lady

Sharon Gavin

Character: Young Lady

Stephen Critchlow

Character: Mr. Holiday

Stevie Nye

Character: Young Rascal

Hakeem Araba

Character: Young Rascal

James Hall

Character: Young Rascal

Eric Mason

Character: Greengrocer

Renu Setna

Character: Ravi

Ram John Holder

Character: Jamaican Barber

Hama Marange

Character: Jamaican Barber's Grandson

Donovan Simmonds

Character: Football Kid

Alex Alexandrou

Character: Football Kid

Kane Mason

Character: Football Kid

Carlos Etienne

Character: Football Kid

Nashon Esbrand

Character: Football Kid

Jason Mullings

Character: Football Kid

Ben Martin Byrne

Character: Football Kid

Mark Pattison

Character: Altar Boy

Marcus Aserie

Character: Altar Boy

Luke Boyden

Character: Altar Boy

Andy Hill

Character: Altar Boy

Nicholas Moss

Character: Skinhead

Lacey Bond

Character: Mrs. Parlour

Luther Dyer

Character: Disillusioned Young Fan

Peter Serafinowicz

Character: Dave King

Frank Bruno

Character: Self

Chris Eubank

Character: Self

Nathan Nolan

Character: American Director

Bill Rodgers

Character: Dave

Doug Cockle

Character: News Reporter (uncredited)