Doon Mackichan

Character: Narrator (voice)

Kerry Katona

Character: Self

Andrew Majors

Character: Self - Goldie Lookin' Chain

Christopher Biggins

Character: Self

Jennie Bond

Character: Self - Broadcaster

Scott Capurro

Character: Self

Bobby Cole Norris

Character: Self

Anne Diamond

Character: Self - Broadcaster

Janice Dickinson

Character: Self

Sam Dowler

Character: Self - Showbiz Journalist

Jamie East

Character: Self - TV Presenter

Eggsy

Character: Self - Goldie Lookin' Chain

Lucie Cave

Character: Self