Vince Offer

Character: Batman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry / Vincenzo Butafungu

Gena Lee Nolin

Character: Marilyn

Rebekah Chaney

Character: Supermodel #2 / Pregnant Girl / Lesbian #3 / Co-host of Bag Lady Pageant

Michael Clarke Duncan

Character: Gay Virgin

Lightfield Lewis

Character: Virgin Hunter / White Juror #2

Joey Buttafuoco

Character: Sonny

Slash

Character: Miss America Bag Lady Pageant Host

Ant

Character: Gay Man

Dyrk Ashton

Character: Krishna #3

Mike Boito

Character: White Juror #1

Bobby Lee

Character: Chinese Man

Mongo Brownlee

Character: Black Juror #1

Michael Wheels Parise

Character: Godmother / Psychologist

Dante

Character: Sushi Mama (voice)

Barbara Snellenburg

Character: Supermodel #1 / Virgin / Beautiful Girl / Boobwatch Girl #4

Gloria Sperling

Character: Old Lady

Sam Costello

Character: Security Guard / Mailman / Bystander #1

Chris Watson

Character: Rhymer

Karen Black

Character: Mother

Brian Van Holt

Character: Lifeguard

Jeff Jaeger

Character: Transvestite / Bathroom Gunman

Peachy Keene

Character: Lesbian #1

Melanie Pullen

Character: Lesbian #2

Morgan Alvet

Character: KKK

Zoska Myock

Character: Patient

George Smity

Character: Old Man

Tony Vera

Character: Bad Guy / O. Jay

Paolo Scandarisi

Character: Arnold Swollenpecker

Sam MacTaggert

Character: Spanky Shvatsa

Joe Shapiro

Character: Man-Goo Man / Tutu Girl #1 / Bystander #2

Ella Mae Davis

Character: Black Juror #2

Angelyne

Character: Self

Gill Montie

Character: Harley Rider #1

Rod Skaggs

Character: Harley Rider #2

Jerry Shandrew

Character: Marilyn Escort

Douglas Wiltse

Character: Street Walker

Marian Green

Character: Female Police Officer

Renee Wilson

Character: Lucy

William Cassidy

Character: Young Bat-Man

Alan Cassidy

Character: Young Rhymer

Carlos Peralta

Character: Gang Member #1

Larry Edwards

Character: Gang Member #2

Edgar Peralta

Character: Gang Member #3

Mark Folger

Character: Krishna #1

Mark Goodrich

Character: Krishna #2

Tanya Monasmith

Character: Boobwatch Girl #1

Sonja Parker

Character: Boobwatch Girl #2

Kevin Nieliwocki

Character: Beach Dude

Jason Houck

Character: Nature Boy

Cindy Loebe

Character: Star Fucker #1

Dana Claudet

Character: Star Fucker #2

Michael Robbin

Character: Godmother Guard

Stephani Alvarez

Character: Little Girl

Annet Boxheimer

Character: Vertical Smile

Johanna Chavez

Character: Loraina Bobcut

Juanita Smith

Character: Bag Lady #1

Marilyn Noriega

Character: Bag Lady #2

Dusty Doe

Character: Bag Lady #3

David Rotter

Character: Bag Lady #4

Jay Johnson

Character: Al

Luis Renos

Character: Al's Waiter

Joycelyne Lew

Character: Sushi Mama

Anthony Ramos

Character: Tutu Girl #2

Cathy Jones

Character: Rachel

John Lizzi

Character: Rob Shapoor

Bernard Harrison

Character: Cock Ring

Larry Anderson

Character: Lifeguard (voice)