Mel Smith

Character: Rocco Melonchek

Bob Nelson

Character: Jacques

John Turturro

Character: Roland T. Flakfizer

Teri Copley

Character: Tina

George De La Pena

Character: Roberto Volare

John Savident

Character: Edmund Lazlo

Spike Alexander

Character: Alan Grant

Juliana Donald

Character: Lisa Le Baron (as Juli Donald)

Nancy Marchand

Character: Lillian Oglethorpe

Eddie Griffin

Character: Messenger

Katherine LaNasa

Character: Dancer #1

Franklin Cover

Character: Doctor

Thomas Mikal Ford

Character: Cop

Matthew Sussman

Character: Cop

Billy Beck

Character: Janitor

Sam Krachmalnick

Character: Conductor

Max Alexander

Character: Stage Manager

Irene Olga López

Character: Pedestrian

Warren Thomas

Character: Paramedic

Dick Monday

Character: Rob

Katherine Heard

Character: Laura

Michael Ciotti

Character: Kid

Gary Grossman

Character: Father

Anita Dangler

Character: Usherette

Charlotte Zucker

Character: Woman with Program

John C. Anders

Character: Security Guard Amundson

Dick Corman

Character: Theatre Janitor

Marion Dugan

Character: Good Morning Usher

Jim Smith

Character: Stage Hand

Ricky Lee La Pietre

Character: Stage Hand

Louisa Abernathy

Character: Nurse

Corki Grazer

Character: Nurse

Kathleen Doyle

Character: Nurse

Richardson Morse

Character: Jailor

Jason Ross-Azikiwe

Character: Precinct Cop

Charles Dugan

Character: N.Y. Stage Manager

Mark Pitta

Character: Singing Lobster Gram

Barbara Schillaci

Character: Stuffy Patron

Michael Dansicker

Character: N.Y. Conductor

Eric Poppick

Character: Chauffeur

Jessica Biscardi

Character: Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Jim Rhine

Character: Movie Patron (uncredited)