Christian Slater

Character: Trevor Allen Finch

Tim Allen

Character: Critical Jim

Portia De Rossi

Character: Tess Donnelly

Richard Dreyfuss

Character: Micah Donnelly

Billy Connolly

Character: Dr Savian

RuPaul

Character: Ginger Markum

Peter MacNeill

Character: Detective Tripp

Bill MacDonald

Character: Detective Delaney

Richard Chevolleau

Character: Detective Horst

Elias Zarou

Character: Detective Rafferty

Joseph Scoren

Character: Rowdy Virago

Eugene Lipinski

Character: Falco

Shawn Doyle

Character: Crow Gollotti

Louis Di Bianco

Character: Nimble

Tony Nappo

Character: Fife

Tim Progosh

Character: Younger Micah Tobias

A.C. Peterson

Character: Henry Flatt

Danny Lima

Character: Cletis Tout

Kay Tremblay

Character: Old Mrs. Stanton

Rachel Grodnik

Character: Young Tess Tobias

Tannis Burnett

Character: Nun

Michael Filipowich

Character: Dodger Blue

B.J. McQueen

Character: Yard Prison Guard

Kevin Rushton

Character: Road Work Prison Guard

Rick Demas

Character: Cell Block Prison Guard

Martin Roach

Character: Visitor's Room Prison Guard

Quancetia Hamilton

Character: Receptionist

Corinne Jenner

Character: Merrill Candide

Mauricio Rodas

Character: Tough No. 1

Diego Fuentes

Character: Big Tough