Lee Tergesen

Character: Bryan Millers

Reno Wilson

Character: Money Maker

Lauren Stamile

Character: Lenore Millers

Joyce Bulifant

Character: Edna Millers

Laura-Leigh

Character: Kim Millers

Cameron Van Hoy

Character: Jamie Dempsy

Margaret Cho

Character: Brown Finger

Akon

Character: Himself

Michael Blackson

Character: Fake Akon

Ray Abruzzo

Character: Dalmat

Barbara Moore

Character: Dirty Lady

Kelly Noonan

Character: Flight Attendant

Matt Knudsen

Character: Fireman

Lauren Gores

Character: News Reporter

Monty Cox

Character: Old Man

Andrew Bowen

Character: Doctor

Julia Kate Rappaport

Character: Little Girl

Danny Jacobs

Character: Pharmacist

Da'Vone McDonald

Character: Store Manager

Whitmer Thomas

Character: Joe

Jenny McCarthy

Character: Herself

Donnie Wahlberg

Character: Himself

Eli Bildner

Character: Stoner #1

Ben Pace

Character: Stoner #2

JC Coccoli

Character: Party Girl #1

Krista Kalmus

Character: Party Girl #2

Deborah Herrera

Character: Party Girl #3

Harel Calderon

Character: Party Patron #1

Jake McLean

Character: Jimmy

Sam Upton

Character: Albanian Thug #1

Ido Mor

Character: Albanian Thug #2

Nick Hermz

Character: Albanian Thug #3

Koby Azarly

Character: Albanian Thug #4

Nick Gracer

Character: Albanian Thug #5

Ken Mareno

Character: Albanian Thug #6

Marianne Taylor

Character: Receptionist

Deborah Baker Jr.

Character: Sue

Lukas Haas

Character: Buddy #1

Ethan Suplee

Character: Buddy #2

Nik Dodani

Character: Raja

Bonny

Character: All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)

Paxton the Dog

Character: Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)

Robert L. Wilson

Character: Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

Jennifer Rikert Wolski

Character: Shopper (uncredited)

Sian Vilaire

Character: Housekeeper (uncredited)

Luca Belloiu

Character: Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)

Aleksey Solodov

Character: Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)